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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Flynn Taggart posted:

P sure felons can't vote

It depends on the felony and you can get your voting rights reinstated even if you did lose them because of a felony.

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Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
State level stuff it depends on what the laws are in that state.

For House and Senate you can run and even be elected but they can vote to have you expelled if you are deemed 'unfit to serve', which being a felon would be a solid start in that direction. Even if that Alaskan Senator convicted of corruption wins again they'll probably vote to kick him.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Clemocracy posted:

State level stuff it depends on what the laws are in that state.

For House and Senate you can run and even be elected but they can vote to have you expelled if you are deemed 'unfit to serve', which being a felon would be a solid start in that direction. Even if that Alaskan Senator convicted of corruption wins again they'll probably vote to kick him.

Ted Stevens? He's not eligible for political office on account of being dead.

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp

FIRST TIME posted:

Ted Stevens? He's not eligible for political office on account of being dead.

kick me for reading some ancient news article

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Listen assholes, Snoop invented the term "chronic" as pertains to weed

He misheard someone talking about hydroponic and was like hydro chronic and then made an album about it

The man is a shoo-in

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Clemocracy posted:

kick me for reading some ancient news article

it's ok because it gives me an excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aFmib9NUoY

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Let's save some time and run this country into the ground already so we can begin the task of rebuilding it right.
...
If you can elect someone president as unlikely as Obama (twice!) you can elect a Trump.

"Abandon All Hope! Trump in '16!"

Who's gonna make the little poster of Trump like that "Hope/Change" thing Obama had? Could make a cool Photoshop thread.
What would his single-word slogan be?

"FUCKMEXICO"
"OBEY"
"CONSUME"

Etc.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
The winner!



"WHITE"

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

FIRST TIME posted:

Rodman would be obvs for Secretary of State.



Holy poo poo is Jong Un wearing one of those fuckin cartoon girdles that squeezes all your body mass up into your head :psyduck:

How does a person's head get that fat

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Isn't Snoop still a Lion or did he morph back into a Dogg

Flynn Taggart posted:

What exactly would happen if trump got elected

I mean, what is the most harm he could possibly do

I don't know if I want to take my chances with a guy who can manage to lose money running a casino

proof of concept posted:

Listen assholes, Snoop invented the term "chronic" as pertains to weed

He misheard someone talking about hydroponic and was like hydro chronic and then made an album about it

The man is a shoo-in

Really? I learned something today, thanks Snoop

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
hologram Tupac would get my vote

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I mean, he's still a better choice than Perry, Bachman or Huckabee

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
That is unironically a good idea.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
el chapo 2016

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
snoop dogg seems nice but retarded

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ramsus posted:

snoop dogg seems nice but retarded

We already had that president before with G-Dub.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
bumping because holy poo poo Trump is still in this thing

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

proof of concept posted:

bumping because holy poo poo Trump is still in this thing

That's because they know he will run independent if they try to force him out, and that would wreck the GOP.

I still hope it happens though. Trump/Jay-Z is my fantasy ticket for the new Hustlas Party.

Korean Barbecue Slut
Aug 6, 2009

FIRST TIME posted:

Rodman would be obvs for Secretary of State.



Holy poo poo... Check the young lady in the upper right... Is she a clone of Jong Un???

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
goons think all asians look the same, news at 11

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Vape Bag posted:

Holy poo poo... Check the young lady in the upper right... Is she a clone of Jong Un???

LOL if you can't recognize what's obviously a Cambodian with about a 1/16th dash of Brunei

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
honestly his dad and granddad probably each slept with like half the country's women so he's probably related to a lot of people

I mean his dad forced his staff to testify to his playing multiple perfect games of golf, including the first occasion he ever picked up a golf club. you think a totalitarian dictator that megalomaniacal and petty isn't instituting modern day prima nocta?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it's genghis khan all over again

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
when I worked on the Obama campaign wed all just get our dicks out in meetings and pee a little. classic imo

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
snoop dogg is the dems dream compromise candidate

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I really don't get why people think Trump will be anywhere near the nomination seat. The people towards the front of the polls right now will be nowhere near it in the end. The frontrunners a year out always take all the flak and bullets so the rest of the snakes can slink through the bushes unnoticed.

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