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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I'm pretty sure I'm dying

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

here are 2 smilies to pay the boatman on ur way to the next dimension :megaman::monar:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




You should probably go to a doctor. If you cannot afford one, maybe an African tribal shaman/medicine man.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Pussy. I once horked up a mass that I can only assume was one of my kidneys and I feel fine but the dialysis can be a bit annoying.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Jesus Christ

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
loogies ain't poo poo til you gotta start chewin'

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
dang

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

a cop posted:

Jesus Christ

I don't see the resemblance. Unless it's the Jesus that one lady mangled.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
give me all ur money if ur dying. I know what to do with it, I am a professional

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

upper respiratory infection clearing up probably

stop smoking, take some muscinex

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
loving gross.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i smoke weed all day long and nothing i cough up looks anything remotely that bad

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
I've smoked almost a pack of cigarettes a day since 2007 and I never cough anything up at all. Pussy

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Sorry about your miscarriage OP. He/she/it is in heaven now. :angel:

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
Lung butter is like white/yellow and smells like butt. You got a throat infection m8.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
poo poo bro, that looks problematic.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

had that come from mmy dick ones

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus
That's nothing. My college roommate once coughed up a set of lungs' worth of bronchitis. The stain is still on the concrete floor of the dorm stairwell.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

congrats OP you coughed up a bird foetus

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Nooner posted:

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