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hey, did you get that thing I sent you?
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Aug 7, 2015 17:46
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The Management posted:hey, did you get that thing I sent you? I'VE GOT A THING FOR YOU RIGHT HERE
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Aug 7, 2015 17:47
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BooLoo posted:I'VE GOT A THING FOR YOU RIGHT HERE 
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Aug 7, 2015 17:50
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to: Captain Foo from: HR rep subject: Quick Chat time: 3:30 PM Friday
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Aug 7, 2015 18:49
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you dont have to be crazy to work here BUT IT HELPS!
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Aug 7, 2015 18:57
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qirex posted:to: Captain Foo Please remember that it is against company policy to "flop your dilz" at other employees. Also, your email signature contains the words "yospos bithc". I'd like to remind you that any form of vulgar language will not be tolerated in email correspondence here at Apple Inc. Have a great weekend! J Weedlord Bonerhitler HR Representative Apple Inc. ~* Keep smiling! Behind every cloudy sky there's a sun shining down upon you! *~ sparkling_cat2.gif
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Aug 7, 2015 19:09
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"i hate this place and i wish i was dead" gets some good laughs on friday
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Aug 7, 2015 20:10
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Cat Face Joe posted:"i hate this place and i wish i was dead" 
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Aug 7, 2015 20:28
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Skarp posted:Please remember that it is against company policy to "flop your dilz" at other employees. 
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Aug 7, 2015 20:30
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ah excellent i hate having new or original ideas
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Aug 7, 2015 20:34
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a fate worse than death
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Aug 7, 2015 20:35
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pram you said you'd never reveal the yospos secret 
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Aug 7, 2015 21:06
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let's circle back on this offline
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Aug 7, 2015 21:14
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mmmm! smells like vagina in here!
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Aug 7, 2015 21:14
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when i started working at a fortune10 my immediate coworker picked up on this on me real quick and pulled me into her office and warned me to not let anyone, anyone know i knew compute stuff thanks m thm
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Aug 7, 2015 21:22
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nice pair on this 2d babe
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Aug 7, 2015 21:23
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youre fired
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Aug 7, 2015 21:27
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Aug 9, 2015 22:36
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"I'm just going into a meeting. can you send me an email on this?" *goes back to scrolling through yospos*
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Aug 9, 2015 22:53
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BooLoo posted:this has to be followed up with AND WHAT oval office THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO MICROWAVE FISH FOR LUNCH for full effect.
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Aug 9, 2015 22:53
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didn't read ur thread op as i scrolled through and didn't see any minions memes?
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*disheveled within a heap of ticker paper, glasses disheveled* guys I ran the numbers and these office puns are off the charts!!
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