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JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Zzulu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkZbeAv_UM

I love his voice acting

[€dit] holy gently caress THIS VDIEO
this needs to be its own thread by itself holy poo poo gently caress gently caress gently caress this is horrible
what the gently caress

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Did someone already post "It's clopperin time?" I'm not reading this thread.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Fojar38 posted:

how do we define sex act

jerking off is a sex act but what about when you pee and it feels really good?

Is somebody going to answer this

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

circ dick soleil posted:

wow thats cool that you invented a time machine and went back to make friends with yourself.

Wow, that didn't take long.
Yeah, I invented a time machine, and went back to observe myself masturbating to cartoons that didn't exist when I was 16
To post about it on the internet.

Honestly, it probably wasn't worth the electricity bill I'm still paying off.

Rhymenoserous posted:

why are you hanging out w/16 year old boys?

Skype has this problem where once you start a chat, friends invite friends and friends of friends. So after they've been in there and you talk to them for a while in the chat, you slowly come to realize they're entirely unhinged, way younger than you, literally elderly, or some combination of those things.

General Tofu fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Aug 8, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The pink one was probably his favorite.

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Say Nothing posted:

The pink one was probably his favorite.



I think that ones named pewdie pie.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Y

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Well, I know what I'M screaming myself awake about tonight, I dunno about you guys

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

General Tofu posted:

Wow, that didn't take long.
Yeah, I invented a time machine, and went back to observe myself masturbating to cartoons that didn't exist when I was 16
To post about it on the internet.

Honestly, it probably wasn't worth the electricity bill I'm still paying off.


Skype has this problem where once you start a chat, friends invite friends and friends of friends. So after they've been in there and you talk to them for a while in the chat, you slowly come to realize they're entirely unhinged, way younger than you, literally elderly, or some combination of those things.

drat you're even more pathetic than i imagined

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

circ dick soleil posted:

drat you're even more pathetic than i imagined

I love you, too.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

General Tofu posted:

Well, I know what I'M screaming myself awake about tonight, I dunno about you guys
The thing about Foreverial Tiedup General Tofu is that he loves being tiedup and wants to lick other GBS posters with his permanent Bolongna, Ham adn cream cheese tongue and pass the virus to them that will fully delitize and change their organs and insides so that they end up being rope mummified, covered in permanent rubbery rope just like him. Literally a machine, literally like a machine and enjoying it. Tiedup like a goon, changed forever, to live fully delitized and live wrapped like a goon wearing the bondage like a form of permanent clothing that cant be taken off.

Foreverial Tideup General Tofu, Rope Goonified permanently and enjoying it.

F͕̣̞́ͅu̜͔̼l̜͞l̠̝̞̺ͅy̩ g͔̱̗͎͔̮o̖̺̳̱̲͘on̠̹͈͕̱͔ed̻͈͇͇̟̕ͅ ̰̮̻̮̖̭͞i̸̗n̷̹ ̮̪̯̘p̬̳̠̜̼͓̻e̞̮͎͙̤̱r̟͍̪̜̣̠͕m͓̤ą̮̫̠̪͈̖͍ņe̤̰͇̹̬̦̘n̪̹̳̯̻t̸ ͙̣̻̱̙̤͕͘r̫͕̩̺̳̙̩͞u̵̠̪̦̙ͅb̡̹̲b̨̪̣e̙̮̲̞͜r̙͔̹̠͔ ̹͢r̤̝̼̫̱̦o̷̫͕̜͈̗pȩ̣͍̪̜̗͕ ̗a̘̬̻͕͎̹̯n҉͚̩̠̥͉͕d̴̟̰͉͔̗̖ ̷̟͍̼̦̣f̥̥̲̖̺̪͈̕u͏͚̤̺͙̟l͡ḷ̫̮y̶̯͖͖̮͍̰ ̸̪̩̞̱̘̩͈d͎͙̹͡e͙̼̰l̢̪̺̰͕i̡̗t͙̫̟̜̼i̳̲͡ͅz̭̪ḛ͖̪͙̖̘d҉͇̮ ̝͈a̞̺n҉̤͇̗̜̼̻ḏ̩̹͈̹͡ ͔̳̹͉ͅl̝̜̻̰o͈̜̜͎̕v̙i̵̯͍̲̫͚̣n̷̦͚͙̭̲̗̟g̱͕̯̩̜ ̰̥̘͇i̠̮t̛̪̱̬̫̞͓.̶̭̬

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Al Cowens posted:

permanent Bolongna, Ham adn cream cheese tongue and pass the virus

oh my god, I forgot about this. thank you so much

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
same op

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

are you trying to be sarcastic because it actually is disgusting

That's why I said it.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Sizone posted:

does he draw them with large, rubbery anuses and vaginas as befits a horse or does he draw them with unpronounced anuses and vaginas as befits a teenage human girl?

and more importantly, which one will get the fbi to raid his house quicker

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Zzulu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkZbeAv_UM

I love his voice acting

[€dit] holy gently caress THIS VDIEO

can someone... help me out here... like i skipped around and wtf is going on

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

itsl ike seeing the fedex arrow for the first time

Wait what is this?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

burritolingus posted:

Wait what is this?

The negative space in the FedEx logo makes an arrow shape. When you notice this, your brain's pattern recognition abilities makes it stand out all the time. No big deal.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
did anyone dig the comments section on the site in the op

nocebosapien Rank 7052
This man's fetishes are actually fairly common, and entirely harmless. If this article focused on a foot fetish or if he liked mild bondage it would be the same. The argument could definitely be made that a lot of people willing to identify as "cloppers" are emotionally stunted manchildren, which certainly seems to be the case with many pedophiles, but using the existence of the pornography itself for shock value demonizes thousands of people, if not millions in the case of anime.

"cloppers" don't commit sex acts while watching My Little Pony, by the way. They enjoy pornography based on the franchise, for which there is a significant market online that safely and legally stimulates the U.S. economy.« less

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
grace_pressure Rank 9140
"He also said he was aroused by a Japanese animation style known as anime."

Clearly someone is trying to link a significant portion of the Internet's porn to pedophilia, which is ludicrous. Either this reporter has an agenda, or they don't understand how porn works. You should be ashamed for running this story in this way.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Commie NedFlanders posted:

this is stupid, the ugly sad truth is that most child molesters are actually parents or older family members or friends of the family and way too often they don't get caught.


child sexual abuse is abundant and common and in front of our eyes but we're too busy trying to gaze at the crazy weirdos from outer space.


the truth hurts because all too often it's not some anime hoarding brony fanboy who actually abuses children, but regular awful loving people

active abusers are frustratingly elusive, and have a really bad false positive rate from accusations if you don't have good child psych & medical professionals involved. one of the fascinating things I've learned from a pediatrician friend is how much social worker time is wasted on complete bullshit CPS reports, which then waste her time because she needs to sign "no evidence of" faxes for kids in her care.

pedo-bronies pretty much line themselves up for the FBI to capture by downloading CP from the internet.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Lol at that fat arm: forearm ratio.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

i apprecate the effort to model multiple breasts, for realism

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Zzulu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkZbeAv_UM

I love his voice acting

[€dit] holy gently caress THIS VDIEO

all female voices obviously done by his mother. poor woman.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



GBS is my one stop clop shop

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
romochop clop clop cock-chop

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
They should chain him to a chair and force him to watch horses getting slaughtered 24/7.
Clopwork orange.

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.

Zzulu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkZbeAv_UM

I love his voice acting

[€dit] holy gently caress THIS VDIEO

I am ashamed to report we're from the same country. I remeber spending an afternoon last year watching all his videos in awe and disgust. I dunno if it's the one you posted or not, i remember being particularly horrified by the one with the huge furry that eats him and then shits him out. He also loves videoing his parents fighting and youtubing it. Poor people.

On the bright side, bronyism is such a niche thing here i'm convinced 99% of the population never even heard of MLP, much less clopping. Come to think of it the only person i know that's even remotely connected to the phenomenon is a girl blogger friend of mine who uses MLP rection gifs to break up her paragraphs, but i strongly doubt she ever watched an entire episode of the show. Neither have I, but from what i've seen the animation's pretty good for tv standards.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Mr Underhill posted:

I am ashamed to report we're from the same country. I remeber spending an afternoon last year watching all his videos in awe and disgust. I dunno if it's the one you posted or not, i remember being particularly horrified by the one with the huge furry that eats him and then shits him out. He also loves videoing his parents fighting and youtubing it. Poor people.

On the bright side, bronyism is such a niche thing here i'm convinced 99% of the population never even heard of MLP, much less clopping. Come to think of it the only person i know that's even remotely connected to the phenomenon is a girl blogger friend of mine who uses MLP rection gifs to break up her paragraphs, but i strongly doubt she ever watched an entire episode of the show. Neither have I, but from what i've seen the animation's pretty good for tv standards.

clop

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
kill everyone in florida

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