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http://www.kltv.com/story/29721876/judge-sentences-east-texas-man-to-get-married-or-face-jail-timequote:Judge Rogers asked Bundy if he was married to Jaynes and then said, “You know, as a part of my probation, you’re going to have to marry her…within 30 days.” Do you guys think this carries over to other crimes? If I abduct a woman can I marry her to get out of going to jail?
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The fact she's not already slaving over a hot stove and pregnant is extremely offensive to me.
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Aug 7, 2015 18:14
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Aug 7, 2015 18:21
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yeah but texas is great for some reason lol stupid hillbillies
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Aug 7, 2015 18:22
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Moridin920 posted:yeah but texas is great for some reason lol great at being full of MEXICANS!!!!!
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Aug 7, 2015 18:24
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wait, i hosed that up, i was trying to do that thing where people change what you said in the quote so it looks like you said the bad thing
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Aug 7, 2015 18:24
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sounds like sharia law has already taken effect. god drat you obama.
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Aug 7, 2015 18:25
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The judge is a retard but I don't understand what the couple is going on about in regards to the wedding. The judge required them to legally get married, not have a wedding. Nothing was stopping them from having a courthouse wedding for the cost of the license and then having an actual wedding whenever they wanted.
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Aug 7, 2015 18:48
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wtf why doesn't he just take the 15 days in jail? 15 days of buttrape > teenage bride
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Aug 7, 2015 18:56
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Fusilli Jerry posted:wtf why doesn't he just take the 15 days in jail? 15 days of buttrape > teenage bride article says he was going to and he asked to judge to let him call his job to let them know but the judge said "that's not how it works." although I'm pretty sure in fact that's exactly how it works so idk everyone involved is clearly from texas
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Aug 7, 2015 19:00
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judge looks completely batshit insane op
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Aug 8, 2015 02:32
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Probably in like Afghanistan
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Aug 8, 2015 02:43
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Aug 8, 2015 02:45
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The judge made him write bible verses as well. Remind me to never live in Texas. This is insane.
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Aug 8, 2015 02:59
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this cant be real lol
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Aug 8, 2015 03:07
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Moridin920 posted:article says he was going to and he asked to judge to let him call his job to let them know but the judge said "that's not how it works." judge has a hard-on for forcing people into terrible marriages.
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Aug 8, 2015 03:14
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This is just the first step of Obama's master plan. Now that gay marriage is legal, liberal judges all over the country will be forcing men to marry each other and the American race will die out and be replaced by socialist Mexicans.
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Aug 8, 2015 04:14
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Varn posted:The judge made him write bible verses as well. Remind me to never live in Texas. This is insane. This is what happens when you elect judges. Seriously America, every other country in the world is laughing at you.
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Aug 8, 2015 04:31
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Moridin920 posted:article says he was going to and he asked to judge to let him call his job to let them know but the judge said "that's not how it works." lol at people who believe that life is like in the movies and you get one phone call you are adorable
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Aug 8, 2015 04:47
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:lol at people who believe that life is like in the movies and you get one phone call Pretty sure it's illegal to disappear you?
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Aug 8, 2015 05:33
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I believe in the Bible OP and I think we should follow it. If I find an attractive virgin lady, I believe I should be able to rape her, and the later I will buy her marriage for a fair price from her father. If it turns out that she already had a man waiting to marry her, we should stone her to death for allowing me to rape her. You can't argue with the ways of the Bible.
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Aug 8, 2015 06:38
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Moridin920 posted:Pretty sure it's illegal to disappear you? Only if they get caught, and even then they just tell you sorry.
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Aug 8, 2015 06:41
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the judge might be an idiot but it prevented the two idiots from dealing with all the bullshit of planning a wedding so on the balance they really made out on the transaction.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I believe in the Bible OP and I think we should follow it. If I find an attractive virgin lady, I believe I should be able to rape her, and the later I will buy her marriage for a fair price from her father. If it turns out that she already had a man waiting to marry her, we should stone her to death for allowing me to rape her. My brother Esau was a hairy man and I, was a smooth man
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wasn't this the plot of a movie?
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