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http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/12/12/netherlands-asks-bankers-to-swear-to-god/?_r=0 https://www.nibc.com/investor-relations/dutch-banking-code/bankers-oath.html "The Banker's Oath" posted:I swear within the boundaries of the position that I hold in the banking sector Sorry no checkbox poll or comedy Cucku option. Like me, you only have two options: take the oath, or you're fired. I already made my decision. AMA
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who cares
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 00:59 |
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Flay them. Shoot them in the neck. Burn their corpses.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:00 |
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Kumo posted:Flay them. Shoot them in the neck. Burn their corpses. this but feed them their own children first to cull their banker lines
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:03 |
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Looks like someone is cruisin for a probation
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:04 |
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need to include a clause that they agree to be guillotined for violating the oath.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:06 |
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The White Dragon posted:this but feed them their own children first to cull their banker lines Every single employee of any bank in the Netherlands has to take the oath or be fired, including IT, HR, and facilities management. The idea for the oath came from the Dutch Banking Association (NVB) itself, probably to increase the supply of scapegoats. Nooner posted:Looks like someone is cruisin for a probation Oh no, what did I do?
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:07 |
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i don't see anywhere in that oath that they promise to kill themselves and redistribute their assets to the people. its a bad oath
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:12 |
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Robo Reagan posted:who cares Robo Reagan easily claims first post. I care, Robo Reagan
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:17 |
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who cares that actually matters
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:19 |
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Robo Reagan posted:who cares that actually matters I just told you I do, idiot. e: and these guys, I guess BloombergView posted:Meanwhile, executives at ABN Amro [...] are being criticized for behaving in a manner inconsistent with the oath. That is, six top executives of the bank got 100,000-euro pay raises (to base salaries of 707,500 euros) last year. Scapulor fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Aug 8, 2015 |
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i solemnly swear to take this nonbinding oath that means nothign
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:28 |
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ah yes. The hippocratic banker's oath.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:30 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:ah yes. The hypocritical banker's oath.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:i solemnly swear to take this nonbinding oath that means nothign "If I break the actual law, I swear I'm okay with being judged and punished by a disciplinary board, composed of lawyers hired by banking industry execs, in secret proceedings instead of an actual judge and/or jury in a public trial."
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I am Toni Lippi posted:ah yes. The hippocratic banker's oath. "It's just like with doctors!" is a thing I heard come out of people's mouths at my bank.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:36 |
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i vote kill yourself op, banker scum
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:49 |
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Omelette du Fromage posted:i vote kill yourself op, banker scum Not anymore. Thanks for the suggestion, though, friend!
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Scapulor posted:http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/12/12/netherlands-asks-bankers-to-swear-to-god/?_r=0 Wtf is poo poo poo poo? I am a banker and have never heard of anything like this.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:55 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Wtf is poo poo poo poo? I am a banker and have never heard of anything like this. Only in the Netherlands so far. Australia, too, but not mandatory, I guess. You'll hear about it soon enough. Then you'll hear it repeated from your own mouth shortly thereafter. Statistically speaking, of course. e: trap sprung Scapulor fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Aug 8, 2015 |
# ? Aug 8, 2015 01:59 |
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"I am a liar and promise not to break the rules." *breaks the rules* "HAHAHAHAHA you should see your faces right now HAHAHAHAHAHA"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk
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*raises right hand* I swear to really suck our shareholders' dicks, like, so hard. Like, really get in there, squeeze the balls a little bit, maybe a nice prostate massage. I'd prefer not to have anything in my butt, though, if at all possi... what's that? Really? Oh. Oh, I see. Well, okay, that's fine then I guess. Oh, and some bullshit about customers. So Help Me God
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