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Scions are deece cars, pretty good gas mileage too. Is it an automatic or manual/
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Ardemia posted:Scions are deece cars, pretty good gas mileage too. Is it an automatic or manual/ I drive stick like a boss and go vroomvroom all over. It's a p small backseat, but I was too drunk to give a shite. The xa is one of the scion models that doesn't look like one of those stupid ugly boxes, it just looks like I should paint it like one of those red/yellow Fisher Price toys
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Install a huge toy winder on the roof, make it spin around when the car is on. amazing but yeah be careful doing the car nap thing folks, check your state and local laws to make sure you aren't comitting a technical DUI
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Aug 9, 2015 18:03
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lol I live in Illinois, pretty much hosed no matter what
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Aug 9, 2015 18:09
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check your local privelige laws to make sure you aren't committing a technical trigger
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Aug 9, 2015 18:12
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Maybe you're smoking the wrong kind of weed, or too much.
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Aug 9, 2015 18:15
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lol at all the potheads desperately trying to get the party girl into their bed/bar/backseat Booze is funner and it doesn't make everything you have smell like poo poo unless you vomit all over everything OP learn to alternate in a gatorade or something between drinks, get at a professional level if you wanna play with the big girls.
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Aug 9, 2015 18:28
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I woke up in this bad thread
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Aug 9, 2015 19:32
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Assuming you didn't drive anywhere whilst hammered I don't see the problem.
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Aug 9, 2015 20:12
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Choose the safe alternative op, choose datura
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Aug 9, 2015 20:24
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Nitramster posted:lol at all the potheads desperately trying to get the party girl into their bed/bar/backseat so anyone on a "profesional level" probably wouldnt order gatorade at a bar and they certainly wouldnfg vomit also probably dont use the phrase "big girls" when refering to someone who is presumably yourself bc it implies that you are insanely fat thank you for your time.
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Aug 9, 2015 20:25
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ive made so many mistakes hahahah
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Aug 9, 2015 20:30
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i didn't know women could be doctors
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Laughing Man posted:i didn't know women could be doctors They can, but the preferred nomenclature is "doctorettes"
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Aug 9, 2015 20:33
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:lol I live in Illinois, pretty much hosed no matter what After leaving Illinois after seven long years, I now understand exactly why you're drinking
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:I haven't see "Train Wreck" but from the trailers I'm somewhat similar to Schumers character minus the getting laid while hammered (last night) and having a stupidly well paying job part which makes a lot of what happened just plain why didn't you gently caress him??
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Aug 9, 2015 21:14
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instead of grounds for a comedy movie. Though one of the people I work with did announce very loudly that he wanted to gently caress me... he has a girlfriend, I work with him, and I still considered it.
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Aug 9, 2015 21:29
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you really shoulda been there goddamn
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Aug 9, 2015 21:34
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I apparently tried to walk home from a friend's house a couple of nights ago and ended up walking several miles in the wrong direction. I had to call another friend to pick me up because I had no idea where I was or how I got there. I actually thought I had gotten a ride and was ditched on the outskirts of town, but no, I spent 2-3 hours walking there. I also posted a bunch of insane ramblings to facebook that caused a bunch of my friends and family to freak out. I'm not even sure it was because I was drunk since I have epilepsy and sometimes I just do weird poo poo that I don't remember.
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Aug 9, 2015 22:58
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:lol I live in Illinois, pretty much hosed no matter what come up to michigan some time if you really want to get hosed
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Stoic Commie posted:come up to michigan some time if you really want to get hosed I love Chicago and think it's a great city, but I think my state can be quite silly sometimes when it comes to stuff like this. Keys in your pocket = intent is just loving dumb. I drink because of my job, not my location though Doctor Dogballs posted:check your local privelige laws to make sure you aren't committing a technical trigger Senior, it's nothing but a trigger race out here on the streets
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Aug 9, 2015 23:24
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:I meant that the people around me, literally every single loving time they smoke, cannot manage to make a simple task happen without yelling in their loving ear repeatedly. I myself have never smoked weed, it holds no appeal to me. I don't give a poo poo how high people want to get on their time, they can toke it up all they please, I'd just rather stick to my liver damage in a bottle, thanks. If I want to get hosed up, I make it worth my lost time and eat a bunch of shrooms. its really quite simple. goons are fascinated with women due to their nonexistent contact with them. other then their mothers ofc
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Mederlock posted:its really quite simple. goons are fascinated with women due to their nonexistent contact with them. other then their mothers ofc It would make more sense if the turd I replied to hadn't called me "bitch boy" tho 
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Aug 9, 2015 23:36
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:It would make more sense if the turd I replied to hadn't called me "bitch boy" tho I was referring to your question about why people are still postin here, couldnt be hosed to delete the  stuff
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Aug 9, 2015 23:59
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OP seems like a fun person 
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Not having a hang over p easy op. Stick to rye and ice, drop sugary crap, do not do the beer and you'll be fine. Lil puss boys get hungover lol. Prof drinker since '97.
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Ocean Book posted:Choose the safe alternative op, choose datura Remember to give a hoot.
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Regrettable posted:I apparently tried to walk home from a friend's house a couple of nights ago and ended up walking several miles in the wrong direction. I had to call another friend to pick me up because I had no idea where I was or how I got there. I actually thought I had gotten a ride and was ditched on the outskirts of town, but no, I spent 2-3 hours walking there. I also posted a bunch of insane ramblings to facebook that caused a bunch of my friends and family to freak out. I'm not even sure it was because I was drunk since I have epilepsy and sometimes I just do weird poo poo that I don't remember. I did something similar on new years a few years back, except my phone died and I was wandering around completely lost for 5 hours until I found a random cab on duty at 6am
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:Assuming you didn't drive anywhere whilst hammered I don't see the problem. this guy typed "whilst"
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Aug 10, 2015 03:35
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women don't belong on something awful dot com
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I get drunk on mt dew
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