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Aug 10, 2015 03:30
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sourdough or rye?
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Aug 10, 2015 03:55
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i like a good yellow rear end potato bread its like the simpsons of bread
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Aug 10, 2015 04:00
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fyodor posted:i drink my bread motherfucker can't even spell bullet right. You know he was drunk
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Aug 10, 2015 04:01
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You fucks. I'm going to go to the store tomorrow and pick up a loaf of something from the bakery, to dip in my balsamic salad, simply because you all tempted me. Probably a sourdough.
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Aug 10, 2015 04:12
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VendaGoat posted:You fucks. I'm going to go to the store tomorrow and pick up a loaf of something from the bakery, to dip in my balsamic salad, simply because you all tempted me. don't spoil the correct answer!
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Aug 10, 2015 04:16
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 english muffins best muffins hey brits in the uk do you just call them muffins like how in canada we call that weird ham bacon and how in the US they call ranch a beverage
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Aug 10, 2015 04:22
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fyodor posted:i drink my bread Beer is drinking bread, whiskey is drinking bread smells.
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Aug 10, 2015 04:28
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 this is maritime brown bread, it is amazing an delicious. it is better than boston brown bread because it is made in canada.
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Aug 10, 2015 04:37
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:
it looks like compressed poo poo loaf hth
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Aug 10, 2015 04:59
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:
They're just lovely crumpets.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:07
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The correct and only way to make bread is in a good quality bread machine using exact measurement of ingredients every single time.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:16
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Maldoror posted:The correct and only way to make bread is in a good quality bread machine using exact measurement of ingredients every single time. 
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Aug 15, 2015 02:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b--wuTCHHJc
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Aug 15, 2015 02:30
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gently caress bread machines, behold my rustic loaf:
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Aug 15, 2015 02:30
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that's right. i'm a bread baker. i bake bread.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:30
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are you a masterbaker
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Aug 15, 2015 02:33
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Hell Yeah posted:gently caress bread machines, behold my rustic loaf: yeah. but, did you gently caress the whole thing?
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Aug 15, 2015 02:34
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i don't need to gently caress bread, i have a girlfriend who i lured into my apartment with a loaf of bread on a string.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:35
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Hell Yeah posted:i don't need to gently caress bread, i have a girlfriend who i lured into my apartment with a loaf of bread on a string.  Then why bake bread?
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Aug 15, 2015 02:37
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Maldoror posted:The correct and only way to make bread is in a good quality bread machine using exact measurement of ingredients every single time. You're so loving wrong, bread machine bread sucks rear end. Precise measurements are important, for sure, but you wanna do that poo poo in a stand mixer and bake it on a granite slab and not be a loving plebeian. Bread machines can't handle the ultra-elastic super wet doughs that you need for a truly incredible loaf.  You can't get good bread out of a bread machine because it doesn't give it enough air to form a great crust, you can't do long rests in them because they don't chill themselves. I guess for your lovely everyday bread that's not good for much but toast, a bread machine will do, but if you want proper loving bread, you've gotta loving work for it. Cymbal Monkey fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Aug 15, 2015 03:43
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Cymbal Monkey posted:You're so loving wrong, bread machine bread sucks rear end. Precise measurements are important, for sure, but you wanna do that poo poo in a stand mixer and bake it on a granite slab and not be a loving plebeian. Bread machines can't handle the ultra-elastic super wet doughs that you need for a truly incredible loaf. tl:dr sperg man
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Aug 15, 2015 04:16
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sperging about bread is better kept to one's self. that said bread machines loving suck that's why there's like 1000x of them at the thrift store. people make one loaf of bread in it and they're like gently caress this nasty poo poo.
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Aug 15, 2015 04:23
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Hell Yeah posted:i don't need to gently caress bread, i have a girlfriend who i lured into my apartment with a loaf of bread on a string. That's a duck, you're loving a duck.
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Aug 15, 2015 04:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB677P24KG8
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Aug 15, 2015 05:22
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Are there any good recommendations for a bread and cheese combo for maximum awesomeness? I like baguettes.
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Aug 15, 2015 05:37
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Are there any good recommendations for a bread and cheese combo for maximum awesomeness? I like baguettes. White bread, Kraft American cheese, light butter. Cook that Fucker up, you got yourself a grilled cheeses. Also, crispy garlicky baguette with melted gouda.
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Aug 15, 2015 05:47
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