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Bubby! I am a big Hollywood producer, and my focus groups show the time is clearly right for Die Hard spinoff starring Ellis. Pitch me your Ellis movie or TV show. Or give me things you love or hate about Ellis and I can build something off it. I personally love Ellis and think its funny that he was probably plowing John Mcclane's wife in a big bed covered in money and cocaine while they were separated. I guess that could be some sort of movie. Not really enough for feature length just yet, but it's a jumping off point. We're just spitballing here. 
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I don't know this guy!
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Aug 10, 2015 08:48
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 I think Ellis would make a great character on Seinfeld
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Aug 10, 2015 08:52
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I never knew Ellis could shoot laser beams out of his eye
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Aug 10, 2015 08:57
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I've never seen die hard but i know bruce willis and alan rickman were in that film is there anyway i can help op?
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Aug 10, 2015 09:02
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Like, I've seen Bruce Willis in a movie (Sin City) and Alan Rickman in a movie (Dogma) so like, could we combine those movies and turn that into a spinoff of die hard? If I'm wasting your time I'm sorry.
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Matey posted:Like, I've seen Bruce Willis in a movie (Sin City) and Alan Rickman in a movie (Dogma) so like, could we combine those movies and turn that into a spinoff of die hard? If I'm wasting your time I'm sorry. That + steve urkels dad is in it.
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Aug 10, 2015 09:06
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Bip Roberts posted:That + steve urkels dad is in it. ok now we're cooking with gas
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Aug 10, 2015 09:11
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Bip Roberts posted:That + steve urkels dad is in it. If you use the plot from both the show and movie as canon it all makes sense. Probably why Carl never talks about work  Here he is looking pretty up-beat for having just shot a kid earlier in the day
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Aug 10, 2015 09:14
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Ellis travels to Encino, California and comes across a frozen caveman in his McMansion backyard. The caveman wheezes lots of juice.
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Aug 10, 2015 09:16
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how was die hard 5?
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Aug 10, 2015 09:19
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I thought this was gonna be about Hans Olo.
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Aug 10, 2015 09:26
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it was sweet when they killed ellis
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Aug 10, 2015 09:36
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Sappo569 posted:If you use the plot from both the show and movie as canon it all makes sense. Carl Winslow's character arc in Die Hard was really great and they never managed to recapture that in any on the subsequent films.
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Aug 10, 2015 09:39
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Hey op. Great idea and I think the character is perfect for exploration. How about Ellis and Holly do their Christmas vacation the year before with a roaring fire, mulled wine and brie cheese except...get this...it's at the overlook hotel. One of the many holdings of the tamagotchi or whatever corporation. Or... Ellis and Argyle in a kind of Hangover-esque mashup romp through LA? With Theo as a reoccurring character and his catchphrase "and the quarterback is toast!" (hand clap) is used throughout?
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Aug 10, 2015 10:09
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Making fists with my toes while reading this thread.
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Aug 10, 2015 10:10
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Take the plot of Bio-Dome, but it's Ellis who becomes trapped inside and manages to turn it into a libertarian utopia.
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Aug 10, 2015 10:31
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King of Bees posted:Hey op. Great idea and I think the character is perfect for exploration. How about Ellis and Holly do their Christmas vacation the year before with a roaring fire, mulled wine and brie cheese except...get this...it's at the overlook hotel. One of the many holdings of the tamagotchi or whatever corporation. JA I SEE HIM! Still can't for the life of me figure out why the duder didn't understand Hans yelling shoot the glass in german, but understood it fine in english?? Help
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Sappo569 posted:JA I SEE HIM!
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Aug 10, 2015 10:37
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans
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Aug 10, 2015 10:39
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Whirlwind Jones posted:He understood the words he just didn't know why he should do that. The second iteration in English is merely for the audience. He was daring to question his leader H. Gruber? I get the feeling he wouldn't have made it to the escape plan given that sort of lapse in command structure
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Aug 10, 2015 10:42
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Ellis in an American Psycho reboot. Brett Easton ELLIS!
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Aug 10, 2015 10:57
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King of Bees posted:Ellis in an American Psycho reboot. Brett Easton ELLIS! Didn't see his business card once, and no suspenders 0/10
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Aug 10, 2015 11:00
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Sappo569 posted:Didn't see his business card once, and no suspenders "You use a gun. I use a pen bubby.... To murder filthy prostitutes and seven sisters chicks and executives!!!" "And the quarterback is toast!" (Hand clap)
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Aug 10, 2015 11:07
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im gay
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King of Bees posted:"You use a gun. I use a pen bubby.... To murder filthy prostitutes and seven sisters chicks and executives!!!" Ellis strikes me more as a Mercedes man, not knowing that the finest engine ever built is clearly in the BMW 750iL
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