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SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
oh you got a B minus again Aiden? what are you too busy suckin dicks to study?? lol

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
o h you think thats cool , well let me show you my dick

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
gently caress YOU DAD

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
#BLACKLIVESMATTER

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

NOT WHILE THE loving GAME'S ON, TYLER *drunkenly throws empty whisky bottle, which misses and smashes against the wall*

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

shave ur goddamn hair and give me back my glasses you loving pussy

you'll never attract a woman because u look like 1

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TwoFire posted:

shave ur goddamn hair and give me back my glasses you loving pussy

you'll never attract a woman because u look like 1

mothrefucker i will run over you with my pontiac trans am t-top

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

mothrefucker i will run over you with my pontiac trans am t-top

i said i wouldn't hurt u in ur moms last breath when she lie under the thresher, but you gonna get schooled boy!

*takes belt off, drunkenly fumbles to hold up pants, takes header into coffee table (two stolen milk crates and what used to be your bedroom door*

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
DON'T TALK poo poo ABOUT TOTAL!

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Wicker Man posted:

DON'T TALK poo poo ABOUT TOTAL!

gently caress YOU AND ANY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

TwoFire posted:

gently caress YOU AND ANY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TwoFire posted:

i said i wouldn't hurt u in ur moms last breath when she lie under the thresher, but you gonna get schooled boy!

*takes belt off, drunkenly fumbles to hold up pants, takes header into coffee table (two stolen milk crates and what used to be your bedroom door*

ITS ON

*hands beer to 4-year-old son and rips off harley davidson tshirt*

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
You better start respecting your mother young man! She's the only reason I get that sweet sweet pussy.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

ITS ON

*hands beer to 4-year-old son and rips off harley davidson tshirt*

*unsheathes katana (takes fish scaler out of pocket)*

BOY I GONNA RIGHT YOU YET. I KNEW YOU WUZ TROUBLE WHEN YOU WUZ FIVE AND WANTED TO BE CALLED "DANNY WITH AN I"


gently caress YOU KID YOUR GROUNDED 'CUZ YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A poo poo!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TwoFire posted:

*unsheathes katana (takes fish scaler out of pocket)*

BOY I GONNA RIGHT YOU YET. I KNEW YOU WUZ TROUBLE WHEN YOU WUZ FIVE AND WANTED TO BE CALLED "DANNY WITH AN I"


NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
You wanna borrow my car?
Depends, can you touch your rear end in a top hat with your cock?
Yes?
Well then got gently caress yourself, no way im lettin you bitch near my car *dadlaugh*

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST

*stands up, immediately falls over- blames inner ear condition despite BAC of 99.8%*

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
*walks around house in just raggly rear end tighty whiteys*

Pimpcasso fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Aug 12, 2015

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
"Hey son, look over here"



"haha, gotcha you stupid bitch!"

*Punches son's arm as hard as I possibly can*

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

dads are never rude

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