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ever have that feeling or hunch or maybe some kind of fifth or even sixth sense that if you fart its gonna shart so just in case you hit the head and drop trow and make sure all is clear before letting loose???
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Aug 12, 2015 17:14
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sounds good, OP!
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Aug 12, 2015 17:14
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makes sense to me, better safe that sorry!!
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Aug 12, 2015 17:17
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I farted during an audience with the pope 
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Aug 12, 2015 17:19
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I farted during an audience with the pope *laughtrack, fadeout to cinnamon toast crunch commercial*
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Aug 12, 2015 17:20
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thank you this has been my terrible contribution to the forum today i might make another worser thread later
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Aug 12, 2015 17:21
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can you close this one please? just so if you make another one i dont get confused and accidently click on this one again. t.i.a.
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Aug 12, 2015 17:22
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dad gay. so what posted:can you close this one please? just so if you make another one i dont get confused and accidently click on this one again. t.i.a. one open thread per poster allowed
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Aug 12, 2015 17:23
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I spray blood every time i fart so i have to use a butt veil
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Aug 12, 2015 17:23
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numberoneposter posted:this is actually a good policy for everyone to follow that sounds good in theory, but i think in practice it would be problematic. for example: lets say someone is reading about your shitfarts and they are very interested, but just as they are about to hit the reply key the tread is locked. you started a new horrible thread, say about vomiting on your cock or something. now that user has no where to post about shitfarts.
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Aug 12, 2015 17:28
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TwoFire posted:*laughtrack, fadeout to cinnamon toast crunch commercial* i cant eat ctc (cinnamon toast crunch), my butt doctor says it makes me fart too hard!! 
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Aug 12, 2015 17:34
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dad gay. so what posted:that sounds good in theory, but i think in practice it would be problematic. for example: lets say someone is reading about your shitfarts and they are very interested, but just as they are about to hit the reply key the tread is locked. you started a new horrible thread, say about vomiting on your cock or something. now that user has no where to post about shitfarts. 
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Aug 12, 2015 17:35
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dad gay. so what posted:that sounds good in theory, but i think in practice it would be problematic. for example: lets say someone is reading about your shitfarts and they are very interested, but just as they are about to hit the reply key the tread is locked. you started a new horrible thread, say about vomiting on your cock or something. now that user has no where to post about shitfarts. i'd like to see more vomiting on your cock threads, the shitfart thing has already been thoroughly explored
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Aug 12, 2015 17:44
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How do you not know the difference? I have never sharted.
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Aug 12, 2015 17:49
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you think you always know the difference until you don't. then you're forever paranoid
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Aug 12, 2015 17:50
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i cant eat ctc (cinnamon toast crunch), my butt doctor says it makes me fart too hard!! that'd be doubly toasted! 
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Aug 12, 2015 17:53
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done and done, op
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Aug 12, 2015 18:14
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trip report for 8/12/2015 @ 10:22 AM drank my morning coffee and then i felt one in the boiler. thought it could go either way. good thing i sat down to fart because a canon ball of a turd came flying out and splashed down in the bowl and a little bit of water splooshed my butthole. Safety doesn't happen by accident.
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Aug 12, 2015 18:28
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@fartornot
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Aug 12, 2015 18:35
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#iheartshartfarts
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Aug 12, 2015 19:04
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my anus has an acute sense of whether or not it's gonna pass poo poo. i haven't dooked my drawers since i was small times
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Aug 12, 2015 19:06
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cram me sideways posted:my anus has an acute sense of whether or not it's gonna pass poo poo. i haven't dooked my drawers since i was small times I see you have an anallog sheißometer
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Aug 12, 2015 19:08
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cram me sideways posted:my anus has an acute sense of whether or not it's gonna pass poo poo. i haven't dooked my drawers since i was small times
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Aug 12, 2015 19:08
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numberoneposter posted:ever have that feeling or hunch or maybe some kind of fifth or even sixth sense that if you fart its gonna shart so just in case you hit the head and drop trow and make sure all is clear before letting loose??? tons of times
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Aug 12, 2015 19:09
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#dontstainthetrain
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Aug 12, 2015 19:09
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the best fart i've ever heard was a very serious meeting for a 192 million dollar project and the fat electrical engineering lead was getting quized and he just let out this HUGE hissing fart... We called him Big Fat Farty Bill after that. Also, pretty sure he smeared the office chair.. I feel bad for the office girl who has to clean up the boardrooms after...
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the sensation of releasing the bowels is a vital part of the human psyche, embrace it. ))<>((
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