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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
these should be mandatory

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Masiyuan-BS1005-Men-s-Bikini-Sexy-Men-Panties-Satin-Panties-Underwear-Men-s-G-string-Hot/32272669550.html

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LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Saxx has a built-in pouch for your dick and balls. Feels good man.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept posted:

lmao if you're such a fat slob that skid marks and farts that fart out poop into your pants are a regular part of your life like mariana here

Lol yeah like every time I fact there's massive brown streaks down my pants! What's going on here!?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Lol yeah like every time I fact there's massive brown streaks down my pants! What's going on here!?

you aren't using the right tp

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Mom used to call it a racing stripe.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Real men go commando

Real men geg skidmarks on bluejeans

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

ROFLburger posted:

boxer briefs are objectively the best kind of under wear

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
i prefer breifs because i dont want my dick and balls to move around and poo poo. i need to know that my dick and balls are secure in their home plastered against my left leg.

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
lmao if you can't control each ball independently in 3 ranges of motion

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

David Copperfield posted:

lmao if you can't control each ball independently in 3 ranges of motion

In a sudsy bathtub I can, telekinetically

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
boxers OR briefs both feel good

boxer-briefs are an abomination that have the worst of both worlds

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I only wear compression shorts, with my balls tucked into the pocket on the front.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
I tried boxers for a bit and it was then that I discovered that there's such a thing as too much freedom.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wish i had some boxers :(

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
The older you get the less able you are to wear boxers. Eventually they trap your low hanging nads

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
my tighty whities always get piss and fart stained by the time i'm done with them

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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

If you're really gay, tighty whities look great

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