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you're awake the entire the time but can't move or open your eyes so you spend years silently screaming in your head everything you hear is the worst thing because you can't respond this really happens to people, btw, and doctors only find out because they finally hook the right kind of machine up to look at your brain waves say hello to your new worst fear
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Horniest Manticore posted:"WORLD STAR HIP HOP!" Lol. Just close it.
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symbolic posted:"hah hah his dick is small" people with small dicks already know this, unless this is meant to imply that one entered the coma with a normal human sized dick and emerged out of the coma with an SA forums user Kuato dick
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Aug 16, 2015 06:04
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"Oh honey I've missed you so much I'm so glad you're awake. The kids are fine, I'm fine, everyone is fine, and they're all waiting outside to see you." but then you realize it is for the guy in the bed next to yours. 
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Aug 16, 2015 06:04
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DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR
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Aug 16, 2015 06:18
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"you slept through hurricane katrina"
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the great deceiver posted:DARKNESS I CANNOT DIE ICANUTSTOVV ABVOLOOTERROR
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Aug 16, 2015 06:23
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UH YEEEEAAHHHUHHHYEAAHHHHHH *sweet tapping solo*
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Aug 16, 2015 06:29
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while you were in a coma we sold all of your computers
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Aug 16, 2015 06:31
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Sir, once you regain your wits the IRS has been waiting to speak with you. We'll also need to discuss a payment plan for your thirty year stay.
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Aug 16, 2015 06:36
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Stealthgerbil posted:while you were in a coma we sold all of your computers while you were in a coma we looked at what's on your computers
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Aug 16, 2015 06:39
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"Would you like some Faygo?"
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Aug 16, 2015 07:31
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"Your insurance ran out after 6 months."
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Aug 16, 2015 08:29
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pull out he's waking up
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Aug 16, 2015 08:32
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hissing
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Aug 16, 2015 08:37
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The opening notes of the theme song to the brand new season of Craig T. Nelson's amazing "Coach" TV show
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Aug 16, 2015 08:38
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"Here's your bill. Do you have insurance?"
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Aug 16, 2015 08:42
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gaaaaaaaaa
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Aug 16, 2015 08:43
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i must compose posted:Greetings, Comrade. More like best thing, unironically.
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Aug 16, 2015 08:47
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you've been in a coma for 500 years but haven't aged a day. everyone you know has been dead for centuries. oh and anime still exists.
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Aug 16, 2015 09:25
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lorn Wayne posted:you've been in a coma for 500 years but haven't aged a day. everyone you know has been dead for centuries. oh and anime still exists. No family to get in the way of my anime. Oh yeah!
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Aug 16, 2015 09:46
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my first thought was 'buzzsaw' i see you guys decided on a dozen don trump jokes Tiberius Thyben posted:More like best thing, unironically. because it's been totes awesome for russia, north korea, china. i mean, at least one of those countries is still doing it
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Aug 16, 2015 11:26
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I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown, you did too much c-c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!
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Aug 16, 2015 12:55
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你好 外国人 , 你 喜欢 中国饭嗎?
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Aug 16, 2015 13:03
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"Now then, now then"
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Aug 16, 2015 13:12
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The OP's mom you hosed ..... Well she is a he Jk all good, I'm gay
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Aug 16, 2015 13:15
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your new avatar unsettles me change it back
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Aug 16, 2015 13:16
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Amorphous Blob posted:your new avatar unsettles me change it back Dad queer, so what is a monster. But xhe is still my friend
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Aug 16, 2015 13:22
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thank yudkowski you're alive
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Aug 16, 2015 14:02
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ninotoreS posted:my first thought was 'buzzsaw' i wake up and hear you talking because you are in thd bed next to me and i have to spen any amount of time with you that is the worst thing i could hear
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Aug 16, 2015 14:03
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"HE AWAKENS! FILL EVERY HOLE! HAIL SATAN!"
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fyodor posted:"HE AWAKENS! FILL EVERY HOLE! HAIL SATAN!" OK yeah that would be pretty bad hahahaah
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Aug 16, 2015 14:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2CEJmFFDq4
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Aug 16, 2015 15:10
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Welcome to the year 2400. The "im gay" meme is dead. The cuck meme is dead. You dont have enough money to be fitted for a turbopenis and your shoes are horribly out of fashion.
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A Stupid Baby posted:The "im gay" meme is dead. The cuck meme is dead. The future is more beautiful than I ever could have hoped for.
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Aug 16, 2015 15:18
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i'm afraid you have advanced inoperable brain cancer.
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Aug 16, 2015 15:27
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Hamish Campbell posted:Your family didn't survive the crash, but hey, on the bright side President Trump just won his second term. that would be the best thing actually
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Don't wake up i haven't cum yet!
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