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Is Palin dumb? I assumed she was playing a role and a whole bunch of her stupid "mama grizzly" schtick was a way to make money off of stupid people rather than her being dumb herself. Regardless 10/10 would bang. It's probably a no for Paris though, she'd stop halfway through to ask how balloons work.
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Aug 17, 2015 12:54
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Neurosis posted:excellent honey pot thread alreasy some lovely people showing their colours Relative to the crowds they run with. e: the hairdresser I referred to previously was making ~40/hour in a middle class retirement town. In a smallish town, that's good money. She was leasing cars, going out every weekend, running up big tabs at bars, doing lots of drugs and still putting decent amounts into savings. Toadvine fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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Aug 17, 2015 13:16
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I used to gently caress this guy that thought that astral projections were A: a real thing and B: literally was your consciousness traveling to another universe. He had an 11 incher though (no kidding) and was really tall with washboard abs. I also hosed a guy named Chad. He was a university professor and worked at a gaming company designing slot machines, but it's still a hard tie. Chad *shudder*
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Aug 17, 2015 13:20
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:I used to gently caress this guy that thought that astral projections were A: a real thing and B: literally was your consciousness traveling to another universe. This isn't an uncommon thought and not even dumb so much as super wishful thinking. You're far better than that earlier poster who hosed a borderline retarded weeaboo.
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Aug 17, 2015 16:21
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It's actually really loving dumb hth.
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Aug 17, 2015 16:42
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I'm actually really loving dumb hth sailors
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Aug 17, 2015 16:44
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Paris is actually really smart and the whole thing was just an act
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Aug 17, 2015 16:45
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Is Palin dumb? I assumed she was playing a role and a whole bunch of her stupid "mama grizzly" schtick was a way to make money off of stupid people rather than her being dumb herself. Regardless 10/10 would bang. Someone post that thing from 2012 where the entire Palin clan got into a drunken brawl in front of an outback steakhouse
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Aug 17, 2015 16:47
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Toadvine posted:This isn't an uncommon thought and not even dumb so much as super wishful thinking. You're far better than that earlier poster who hosed a borderline retarded weeaboo. this guy also was solidly convinced that ghosts and angry spirits were haunting him "because he could sense them" like he was the loving midian or something, also found out like a year after I stopped communications that he was convinced that light sabers were legit and was hunting them down around the internet wasting all his money on "real" ones. astral pprojection is a p loving stupid idea, but it wasn't his worst tbh. he's lucky I was patient with teaching him how to properly eat me out
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Aug 17, 2015 16:57
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:this guy also was solidly convinced that ghosts and angry spirits were haunting him "because he could sense them" like he was the loving midian or something, also found out like a year after I stopped communications that he was convinced that light sabers were legit and was hunting them down around the internet wasting all his money on "real" ones. astral pprojection is a p loving stupid idea, but it wasn't his worst tbh. he's lucky I was patient with teaching him how to properly eat me out Ok some of that is childishly stupid but I also know successful, functional people who believe in astral projection, ghosts, crystal poo poo, spirits, and rakki (sp?) and they're largely nice, loving, productive people. So while it's dumb, and ignorant, it's not as bad in my view as creationists, anti-vaccination, racism, or anti-gay rhetoric., poo poo that hinders progress. I'd much rather spend an evening with someone from the former paragraph over the latter.
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Aug 17, 2015 17:43
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Toadvine posted:Ok some of that is childishly stupid but I also know successful, functional people who believe in astral projection, ghosts, crystal poo poo, spirits, and rakki (sp?) and they're largely nice, loving, productive people. lesser of two evils is still pretty obnoxious though, 11 inch dong or no. im still more mad at myself for loving a literal chad, tbh. he didn't even have 11 inch winky to make up for his name
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Aug 17, 2015 18:17
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someone pretty loving stupid I guess. I mean who wants to be 'challenged' or talk about the commodity bubble in china when all you want is sex? besides d&d posters I guess
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Aug 17, 2015 18:25
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goku is dumb as a rock but we love him anyway
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Aug 17, 2015 18:26
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I'd probably shag Tom Cruise even though he's thick as mince and has some peculiar ideas. He gets so excited bouncing around talking about his alien ghosts cult thing, there's a chance he'd be just as enthusiastic in the sack. Also he is very short so he could motorboat me at the same time  Wouldn't leave any contact details and would probably move house afterwards though.
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Aug 17, 2015 18:31
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:lesser of two evils is still pretty obnoxious though, 11 inch dong or no. im still more mad at myself for loving a literal chad, tbh. he didn't even have 11 inch winky to make up for his name Did you pull out a tape measure precoitus or was this a guestimate?
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Aug 17, 2015 18:33
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Totally fooled around with some girl who I found out later was just on the other side of mentally handicapped in some fashion. It was fun
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Aug 17, 2015 18:34
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LethalGeek posted:Totally fooled around with some girl who I found out later was just on the other side of mentally handicapped in some fashion. It was fun everyone posting in this thread is going to say "just on the otherside" of retardation
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Aug 17, 2015 18:37
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Stottie Kyek posted:I'd probably shag Tom Cruise even though he's thick as mince and has some peculiar ideas. He gets so excited bouncing around talking about his alien ghosts cult thing, there's a chance he'd be just as enthusiastic in the sack. Also he is very short so he could motorboat me at the same time
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Aug 17, 2015 20:58
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What doesn't kill you just makes you stronger op. kind of like goku
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Aug 17, 2015 21:03
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I hosed this one chick who was dumb as a post. Fortunately we weren't particularly interested in intellectual pursuits or deep conversation at the time. Just watching movies, going out to eat and fuckin mostly. She believed the moon landing was a hoax, that dinosaurs are a test from god and that angels are real. I only discovered these things in between the above mentioned activities and I am pretty sure that I was the stupid fucker who initiated the conversation. She just wanted to talk about random inane poo poo like TV shows and stuff. She was really good in bed.
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Aug 17, 2015 21:07
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corpuscollossus posted:Did you pull out a tape measure precoitus or was this a guestimate? this was during the middle one time. i was curious about how loving big it was. i guessed 10, lo and behold, 11 was the result. i was rather fascinated/amused/terrified it could fit in me all the way
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Aug 17, 2015 22:43
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A friend of mine was about to have sex with a girl, but stopped cause he found out she did not know who Plato was. He really liked Plato.
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Aug 17, 2015 22:47
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Business Gorillas posted:Someone post that thing from 2012 where the entire Palin clan got into a drunken brawl in front of an outback steakhouse I once got off with a girl who didn't think Spain was a country. She knew it was a place, but thought it was a city somewhere in Europe, which in turn was a vague, nebulous entity that may have been either a country, or a group of countries, or both. If were American this would be excusable, but not only are we British, but she had actually been to Spain on holiday. She'd also been to Morocco, but wouldn't go back on account of there being too many foreigners. Pickings are slim in small town nightclubs.
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Aug 17, 2015 22:51
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I don't much care for those Moroccan foreigners either.
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Aug 17, 2015 22:52
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She literally could not comprehend that in Morocco, Moroccans are not foreign. You cannot go to Morocco and then complain about the number of Moroccans about the place, vaguely racist nightclub lady, that is where they are from.
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Aug 17, 2015 23:02
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Katy Perry comes across as the world's dumbest face for a product
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Aug 17, 2015 23:10
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I'm Crap posted:eh, i've got some bad news for you, lady Wait, I thought that was John Travolta? ah, well  I kind of look like a man in low light, so the dream is still alive
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Are all Scientologists really in the closet and the church says to them "tell everyone to give us their money or we'll out you"? Like a sort of third-party blackmail thing?
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