Top City Homo posted:

hosed up being secret

but now its out

we should come over and watch some porn together

VendaGoat posted:

Let me sum up

Older women keep they mouth shut, in terms of gossip yo . They know how to gently caress. They won't get pregnant. They like it as much as you.

Zzulu posted:

teh most popular fetish porn is incest porns, in america

AbbadonOfHell posted:

I think it might be a thing in Mexican culture, but I'm not sure right off the top of my head.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Can we armchair diagnose Benjamin Franklin because of all those weird capitalisations or was that normal back then?

Dave_Indeed posted:

When I was 25 I hosed a 40 year old lady. Her 15 year old kid was out of the house because they were at a friends and I remember being so weirded out by that and the fact that I was better off dipping my dick in a glass of warm water because she was so busted up down there. Tits were like a big, deflated balloon of jello...

I didn't like it.

Dave_Indeed posted:

When I was 25 I hosed a 40 year old lady. Her 15 year old kid was out of the house because they were at a friends and I remember being so weirded out by that and the fact that I was better off dipping my dick in a glass of warm water because she was so busted up down there. Tits were like a big, deflated balloon of jello...

I didn't like it.

VendaGoat posted:

June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

Amarcarts posted:

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Latinos call females "mami" all the time

Sheep-Goats posted:

The creepiest thing I've ever had a Latin chick say to me in bed was "dame un bebe" I was like holy poo poo gently caress god no goddamn worst thing to say holy poo poo

SirEvelynTremble posted:

OP doesn't say mommy when he fucks his own mom bc that would just be weird

Dave_Indeed posted:

When I was 25 I hosed a 40 year old lady. Her 15 year old kid was out of the house because they were at a friends and I remember being so weirded out by that and the fact that I was better off dipping my dick in a glass of warm water because she was so busted up down there. Tits were like a big, deflated balloon of jello...

I didn't like it.

Top City Homo posted:

i cut my dick off sorry for your post

TwoFire posted:

why would you be a homo who cuts their dick off isnt that like the most important part?

Top City Homo posted:

im a nullo

TwoFire posted:

Kevin, is that you?

I know this one guy in SFBA who actually removed his testicles. (insert joke about balls here)