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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I didn't understand a word that guy said

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
probably the jaws one who gives a gently caress

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

dad gay. so what posted:

probably the jaws one who gives a gently caress

Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D, Jaws-The Revenge? Gotta be more specific, dad gay.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D, Jaws-The Revenge? Gotta be more specific, dad gay.

jaws 2

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D, Jaws-The Revenge? Gotta be more specific, dad gay.

he meant the guy with metal teeth

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he meant the guy with metal teeth

no imeqnt jaws 2

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

dad gay. so what posted:

no imeqnt jaws 2

micheal caine owns

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

no imeqnt jaws 2

he didn't have metal teeth in jaws 2?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

micheal caine owns

huh

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Moonraker also owns because it was a direct rip off of Spy Who Loved Me, which was also a rip-off of You Only Live Twice. Seriously it was the same movie three times.

Lexorin
Jul 5, 2000

Unironicaly "On her Majesty's secret service". Solid story, and Lazenby was a great Bond. Moore's tenure would have been better had the writers not been so far up their own asses trying to make the films goofy and funny.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Lexorin posted:

Unironicaly "On her Majesty's secret service". Solid story, and Lazenby was a great Bond. Moore's tenure would have been better had the writers not been so far up their own asses trying to make the films goofy and funny.

I think the timing was a bit iffy in parts, but yeah, it's a very solid movie.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
The Broccoli's rebooted Bond to compete with Bourne. I hope you liked reading that sentence as much as I liked writing it. See ya later alligator.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the two that start with gold are good

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Pics or it didn't happen

It's where the chick and Bond are getting decontaminated on the island.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008

Proposition Joe posted:

The best Bond movie has always been From Russia With Love and Sean Connery is still the classic James Bond, even if Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig are probably actually better.

1. From Russia With Love
2. Goldfinger
3. Casino Royale
4. Goldeneye
5. The Living Daylights
6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
7. For Your Eyes Only
8. The Spy Who Loved Me
9. Skyfall
10. Thunderball
11. You Only Live Twice
12. Dr. No
13. License to Kill
14. Tomorrow Never Dies
15. The World is not Enough
16. Live and Let Die
17. Quantum of Solace
18. The Man With the Golden Gun
19. Diamonds are Forever
20. A View to a Kill
21. Octopussy
22. Moonraker
23. Die Another Day
24. Never Say Never Again
25. Spectre probably

This is basically right at the top and bottom which is all that really makes sense, humans are notoriously bad at ordering things by preference in the middle of a range, but very good and consistent at choosing the best and worst.

However, I would probably put Casino Royale (new) in spot 2, just above Goldfinger.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Best opening scene: The Coffee Shop (Ronin)

Best Cars: The Audi S8 with Nitrous (Ronin)

Best Bond Girl: Natascha McElhone (Ronin)

Best Villain: Jonathan Pryce (Ronin)

Best Henchwoman: Ronin (Dierdre)

Best Henchman: Ronin (Spence)

Best Henchman Death: Ronin (Spence gets ambushed by a cup of coffee)

Best Henchwoman Death: Ronin (The Russian Villain's figureskater girlfriend gets shot mid-performance)

Best Villain Death: Ronin (Gregor gets shot by the Russian Villain despite having a sniper on his girlfriend)

Best Car Chase: Ronin (No particular scene, literally just the whole loving movie)

Best Practical Stunt: All the car chases from Ronin

Best Side Characters: Ronin (Jean Reno and Michael Lonsdale)

Best Q Gadgets: The traffic light ambush kit

Best Bond: Robert Deniro

Best Bond Film: Ronin


In fact, I haven't seen it in a few years, I think I'm gonna go watch Ronin!

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Definitely The Living Daylights, mostly because Dalton is the objective best Bond.

But everyone knows that though so the best non-Dalton one is Goldeneye.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
best opening is def. casino royale. title sequence was pro too but the song was just 'eh i'll take it'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzX14t4dCQ0

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Any with Roger Moore are the best.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Another great Bond movie:

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I liked the Duran Duran theme song "The Living Daylights". Is that so wrong?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

SirEvelynTremble posted:

1967 Casino Royale with David Niven, Peter Sellers and Orson Wells

this

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
Pierce is the best Bond but all his movies were really awful 90s trash.

Skyfall is unironically the best movie.

That is all.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
My favorite Bond was probably Neil Connery.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The agent OSS series is the best parody of the bond films.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYobrwvSs9Q

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