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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

lol some states have state-run stores for liqour and a separate store for beer "distributors" (mostly 24 packs and up)


edit: RAH RAH GIANTS

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OK I'm going to across the street now and pick up my dinner I'll be back in like 5 minutes guys

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Nooner posted:

OK I'm going to across the street now and pick up my dinner I'll be back in like 5 minutes guys

enjoy sucking your neighbours genetalia

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

alright make sure to be very gay about it

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Nooner posted:

OK I'm going to across the street now and pick up my dinner I'll be back in like 5 minutes guys

I hope you barf it up

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

serious norman posted:

enjoy sucking your neighbours genetalia

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
hope you get hit by a car OP

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

MY FAT GREASY DICK!!!!!!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Puppy Galaxy posted:

MY FAT GREASY DICK!!!!!!

:yum:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what was his name?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Check it out



Also bought another 5th of whiskey but I don't think I will drink it I just felt kinda guilty for drinking my roommates bottle I'm not a thief

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
wtf drink it that is perfect drunk food you goddamn human being

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nooner posted:

Check it out



Also bought another 5th of whiskey but I don't think I will drink it I just felt kinda guilty for drinking my roommates bottle I'm not a thief

that thing is GIANTs go

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



oh it's just a black spoon lol thought u wwere gonna eat it with the raphael ninja turtle sticks

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



p funny scenario if u let it play out in ur mind though u eating a burrito with ninja sticks lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



u'd prob ruin it by saying "me so sorry" or some rude poo poo ugh now it's ruined in my head cuz a portion of the audience is uneasy with the casual racist

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



mods can we get a probe on nooner for ruining this w his racist comments?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
how do i open a wine bottle without an opener. asking for a friend

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

how do i open a wine bottle without an opener. asking for a friend
idk break it over your head?

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Enfield posted:

how do i open a wine bottle without an opener. asking for a friend

turn the cap to the right :jerkbag:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Enfield posted:

how do i open a wine bottle without an opener. asking for a friend

Push cork in with a pen

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

Check it out



Also bought another 5th of whiskey but I don't think I will drink it I just felt kinda guilty for drinking my roommates bottle I'm not a thief

it's big but not football sized

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

use a screw then pull it out with a pair of pliers or destroy the cork with a knife then strain the wine

i would guess

never done either of those

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

TwoFire posted:

turn the cap to the right :jerkbag:

no its a cork. i need to get the cork out.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Enfield posted:

how do i open a wine bottle without an opener. asking for a friend

With the kind of wine you're likely to drink?
Try unscrewing the cap.


edit:

TARNATION I was beaten.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooner posted:

Push cork in with a pen

ok ill try this

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Enfield posted:

no its a cork. i need to get the cork out.
clench cork as hard as you can with your rear end in a top hat and pull

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nooner posted:

Push cork in with a pen

is

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Enfield posted:

no its a cork. i need to get the cork out.

Use penis to dislodge cork

If you do it right you get both a buzz and a nice suckle.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Serious answer you need a cordless drill (MUST BE CORDLESS!!) a wood screw, and some pliers.

Screw the wood screw 1/2 to 3/4th the way into the cork.
Use pliers to pull out the cork.


Or use ur hanzo steel to slice the neck of the bottle off!!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Guys the giants are going to lose ):

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I hate st Louis so much. ):

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

I hate st Louis so much. ):

go to that dive bar and get a po' boy

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
why don't you eat a huge cheese covered mexican dillz about it?

* mexican dillz is a burrito in this case, because hell, anything that size under :10bux: is a real dillz!

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Nooner posted:

I've uhh I've got an avocado, an onion, I think a tin of sardines maybe and a couple of fortune cookies, and about 1/4 of a fifth of whiskey what should I eat goons I'm so hungry

Hunt and gather like a real man

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

TwoFire posted:

why don't you eat a huge cheese covered mexican dillz about it?

* mexican dillz is a burrito in this case, because hell, anything that size under :10bux: is a real dillz!
Ya it was only 7.59 totally worth it

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hexel posted:

Hunt and gather like a real man

I hunted a burrito from across the street it is really good

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