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Jastiger posted:Boardwalk and the yellow ones are the killers. It doesn't matter though once the game gets going. i don't know what it is, but those properties seem to be landed on much more frequently than the higher value ones. i always try to develop the cheap properties, you can put up slum hotels for a fraction of the price, and bleed everyone dry by a thousand cuts
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 06:29 |
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When I was 8 I got sent to my room for calling my dad a slumlord during a game of Monopoly.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:43 |
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Chilling in jail for the blood bath in the later rolls is a pro strategy.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:52 |
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raditts posted:I've played that way before, and the "idiot sap" dragged the game down because he was checking the instructions every 5 minutes to see if something or other was "allowed" by the "rules" This totally triggered a monopoly memory of a girl on my floor freshman year of college who always had a monopoly board set up on her dorm room floor. She'd play against herself for weeks on end it was loving weird
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:35 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:This totally triggered a monopoly memory of a girl on my floor freshman year of college who always had a monopoly board set up on her dorm room floor. She'd play against herself for weeks on end it was loving weird got her number bro?
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 09:55 |
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I have never played a game of Monopoly without cheating. I steal from the bank, other players, I don't care. It's amazing how trusting some people are. I watched those suckers like a hawk.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 09:59 |
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Why isnt there a Goonopoly boardgame yet?
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 10:01 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Why isnt there a Goonopoly boardgame yet? Kitty probation button for jail, disgusted lowtax mugshot for the "go to jail" corner. Toilet lord picture for the water works. GO will be "Spend the weekend at home on the PC". Tax spots will be "Got mad and bought someone a different avatar."
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 10:38 |
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So I went to the IOWA STATE FAIR and they had the super awesome buttercow. http://www.desmoinesregister.com/pi...-fair/31490277/ LoL if your scrub state doesn't have one. But then as I looked further this year the theme was Monopoly. loving Monopoly. I've never met anyone that actually ENJOYED the game. You get about 3 quarters of the way through and then its just a boring grind while you wait for someone to land on boardwalk and lose. Furthermore, it was designed to show what is WRONG with capitalism, and everyone agrees that it sucks to be at the mercy of the dice, it isn't fair to people that don't want to stay on the locations, and its generally a gently caress you to someone unlucky enough to take a ride on the railroad. So everyone agrees it sucks, the worst aspects of it are the capitalistic ones, and here we are celebrating it. In this thread we're going to talk about our favorite (worst) monopoly stories! Growing up I would always be the banker and I'd always stash an extra like $2000 under the board. I wouldn't use it to cheat unless I landed on boardwalk, in which case I"d buy up all the hotels so the game would end early. If someone else landed on it and I ever had to do a transaction with them, I'd try to slip them extra money so THEY could buy hotels so we could end the game earlier. Lol Monopoly.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 10:40 |
Ludo/Go!/Sorry! is a much worse game than Monopoly. But it is bad.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 11:06 |
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Wicker Man posted:Chilling in jail for the blood bath in the later rolls is a pro strategy. Yeah but then you get into a fight with everyone about how you can't collect rent in jail even after you show them in the rules you can and they decide to houserule it so you don't get poo poo. The whole point is that the landed gentry is beyond the feeble reach of the laws of men, but gently caress it, Mikey's drunk and he'll be damned if he's paying a cent to stay in a jailbird's hotel. While we're at it put a 500 on Free Parking, that convict can't stop us.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 18:23 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Why isnt there a Goonopoly boardgame yet? I'm almost positive we had a Monopoly thread years ago where someone was working on an online one. But you know how things go with Goon Projects.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 18:46 |
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jBrereton posted:Ludo/Go!/Sorry! is a much worse game than Monopoly. But it is bad. GO is an awesome game, don't lump it in with Sorry! geez
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:11 |
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Rutibex posted:i'm sorry but this is the only acceptable Monopoly to play: Man Talisman's latest edition got weird
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:16 |
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Monopoly is fun when you're playing with people who are bad at it, then you can trade for the good properties and win like every time
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:45 |
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monop' is cool i'm into the modding scene
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:46 |
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:Monopoly is only boring because 95% of people who play it suck at the game and use retarded house rules.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:19 |
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You have to play it by the rules and actually hurt each others feelings, or the game will go on forever. Hey, you can always play again and again and again and guess what? Someone else wins the next time.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:23 |
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The reason why the Thimble is the best piece is because you can never get a good grip on it, so in the middle of the game you can "accidentally" drop it and "forget" the count and place it on the luxury tax instead of boardwalk.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:46 |
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Lol if you have to count around a Monopoly board, its a bunch of 10s with railroads at the fives. You should be able to visually count out 2-12 spaces on such a board at a glance if you've passed elementary school
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:04 |
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Boardwalk isn't even the best property It's Illinois avenue
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:47 |
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MrChupon posted:Lol if you have to count around a Monopoly board, its a bunch of 10s with railroads at the fives. You should be able to visually count out 2-12 spaces on such a board at a glance if you've passed elementary school wow look at mr. bigshot intennigence here, all high and mighty 'cause he's got his grade six!
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