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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Hipster glasses are actually pedo glasses, please google terry Richardson or Dov Charney and tell me I'm wrong

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Be sure not to eat any sandwiches OP. Sure sign of being a pedo right there.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I have like 7 pairs of glasses and some prescription sunglasses. Zenni represent.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

I have like 7 pairs of glasses and some prescription sunglasses. Zenni represent.

zenni/eyebuydirect are both on point

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
You can do it like the cool black people and just wear rims with no lenses.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mad Monk posted:

You can do it like the cool black people and just wear rims with no lenses.

but i want to see! so i will not be doing the cool black people thing

sorry if that is racist :ohdear:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

so far michael douglas and editor-style glasses are winning by the way

thos are some good-looking frames on a good-looking man

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
You should pick a frame that complements your face and dress sense. Glasses mostly only look like pedo glasses if they're obviously years out of fashion or when it's clear that the owner has put no thought into his appearance.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

u ever wish ur hair was made out of plastic

Only my pubic hair

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

windshield wiper glasses? the future is here

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

A misanthrope posted:

windshield wiper glasses? the future is here

To wipe off the children's tears

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SirEvelynTremble posted:

To wipe off the children's tears

and other fluids

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
contact lenses

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
these

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

what the gently caress

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Dr Tim Whatley that avatar is extremely win

Idk about the red text. Doesn't show up in awful app unless I click to see profile

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

TwoFire posted:

what the gently caress

Lol

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

TwoFire posted:

what the gently caress

they're the least pedo glasses

Oakley over the top

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I didn't get any scrip sunglasses this summer because nothing looked effective + appealing enough + not like problem glasses so rimless it is.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Obviously the least pedo frames because they look like a grown lady's hands

Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop


You have to have basically one-of-a-kind glasses to not have pedo glasses. (unless you're a pedo, then you're just out of luck, sorry).

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Bifocals you stupid gently caress.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
its loving weird how those one type of glasses with the 2nd little brim are the most pedo glasses, but as soon as you darken the lenses your gonna be playing a game of volley ball with a bunch of homoerotic jet pilots or yelling about how you cant stop here this bat country.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

All glasses are pedo glass

sorry OP he's right

if you have to wear glasses you're a latent pedo

it's just science!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


dude looks like he should be in a 90's numetal video

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Army issue BCGs.

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