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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
If they gave me five straight days of unlimited cow, my choice of cut and cook, and unlimited wine.

I would walk, HAPPILY into the gas chamber/electric chair/firing squad, with the worst beef farts on Earth, smile and poo poo myself as they did the deed.

60k a year in costs to the tax payer, gently caress THAT.
3 years of appeals, loving waived.
Unlimited cow and wine and I'll dance a loving jig as they gas me into the great beyond.

Bonus, I get to take one of you fucks with me.



What would it take for you to do the same? I guess? gently caress you, I don't care, I had a steak dinner. gently caress you.
Goku

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Everybody belongs here
Great thread. Hope it is your last.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
Medium well with ketchup.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

yes hello police?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hope this thread walks happily into the gas chamber like the op.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
AHAHHAHAHAHA gently caress you four, you didn't eat as well as me today.

HHAHAHHAHAHHAH gently caress you!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

yes hello police?

see this guy (THE OP) doesnt get it. this is what i was talking about. it is what happens when you cant handle a little alcohol. dont do this. pm if you need help...

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I like steak like i like pussy - all pink in the middle

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

see this guy (THE OP) doesnt get it. this is what i was talking about. its is what happens when you cant handle a little alcohol. dont do this. pm if you need help...
just one message can save a life

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SirEvelynTremble posted:

I like steak like i like pussy - all pink in the middle

This but raw and red. Dripping with juices and salty.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

coldplay chiptunes posted:

Medium well with ketchup.

Looks like we got a gourmand in the thread.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:barf:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

five straight days of unlimited cow, my choice of cut and cook, and unlimited wine.

that's like.... $10,000 MAYBE if I'm being reaaaally generous?

how fuckin poor are you that you'd die for that?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

VendaGoat posted:

This but raw and red. Dripping with juices and salty.

Thank god i don't have to go down on your wife

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

If they gave me five straight days of unlimited cow, my choice of cut and cook, and unlimited wine.

They'd gently caress you by not having a good enough cook. It's difficult to be good with all parts of the cow.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

that's like.... $10,000 MAYBE if I'm being reaaaally generous?

how fuckin poor are you that you'd die for that?

And now I know whom I am going to the gas chamber for.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zahgaegun posted:

They'd gently caress you by not having a good enough cook. It's difficult to be good with all parts of the cow.

Let me cook it IDGAF

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

And now I know whom I am going to the gas chamber for.

ill net gun you bro

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
probably the worst thread ever

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Alright, I've posted my intent, time to bask in the afterglow of my bourgeois meal.

gently caress all ya'll, I'm out!

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