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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
kill yourself in an overly dramatic way and posthumously make it all about the celebrity

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Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Dress up as your daughter and give him a blowjob only a man could understand. Part on a firm handshake and go your separate ways.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

invite him over and hide a camera

sell the sex tape and your daughter is the next Kim K

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

gleebster posted:

All children here are exposed on the top of a moutain, in accordance with the will of the gods.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Ship them off to be part of the ISIS brood

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

whoflungpoop posted:

gently caress yeah older men

lol

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
One up her by assuming a transsexual persona then cuck your daughter.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
as I've grown older my penis has gotten bigger and bigger, like a walrus fang

unn unn uuuunnnnnnn :wiggle:

KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax

Amorphous Blob posted:

Dress up as your daughter and give him a blowjob only a man could understand. Part on a firm handshake and go your separate ways.

probably the best idea so far

KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax

a dog from hell posted:

It's when you and another guy have hosed the same person, thus ensconcing the two of you eskimo brothers.

i've always referred to that as wiener cousins because that's what they called it on scrubs

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



proof of concept posted:

as I've grown older my penis has gotten bigger and bigger, like a walrus fang

unn unn uuuunnnnnnn :wiggle:

this is extremely my poo poo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
apache attack helicopter

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


My daughter better be texting me then.

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

KewlBiens posted:

what is eskimo bros

when 2 guys have hosed the same girl they are eskimo bros

what i'm saying is gently caress your daughter

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