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Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Need to go pick up paper towels and some things, anything I can get for you while I'm there or are you good?

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Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

remember when rosie would do commercials for kmart when she was really anti gun but kmart sold a lot of guns and she had armed body guards

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coldplay chiptunes: Sep 17, 2010; by Lowtax

See if they got any of those $99 New 3DS video games please. Thanks.

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

could use some sun screen for this weekends EXTRAVAGANZA.

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

yeah i need some dscounted bright orange ceramic plates thanks

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:25

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

I'm probably just going to pop in there for a bit to get paper towels and maybe some dish soap, so if you need anything i can get it and you can just pay me back later

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

You can send it to my "cool" PO Box

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

fresh produce and maxi pads pls and gum

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:28

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

coldplay chiptunes posted:

See if they got any of those $99 New 3DS video games please. Thanks.

I was going to make a Dreamcast joke. :argh:

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Shirley Crabtree: Aug 8, 2012

Thanks for asking op if you could get me a packet of chocolate hob nobs, some fizzy pop and an 18 inch black rubber cock that would be just the ticket.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:29

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

i will take some direly expired ritz crazkers

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:30

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

back in the day kmart was the place to buy video games. they inexplicably had a good selection and would break street dates by like 2 weeks

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

my k-mart was like a 90s timewarp. it was p cool when i went about 5 years ago, now they've cleaned it up a lot and got rid of almost all the old stuff so its really boring and a second-rate Target. i dunno why you'd go there

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:31

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Do you think the Little Caesar's in the Kmart is still open? Thinking about doing that for dinner, I'm not really in the mood to cook tonight. I can pick that up when I pick up the paper towels and dish soap and whatever you need

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Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

I'd like a Martha Stewart(tm) Signature Hyannisport Replica butter dish, please.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:31

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Oh! I hope I'm not too late but I could go for an ICEE and a three foot bag of stale popcorn.

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pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

E1M1 posted:

Need to go pick up paper towels and some things, anything I can get for you while I'm there or are you good?

Can I have the time machine you're using to go back to 2001?

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:33

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Huh.. three 90 minute Memorex cassette tapes, only $5.99!
$19.99 for a 20 pack of 3-1/2" floppies? These aren't even Verbatim.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:33

Medium Cool: Dec 27, 2006; Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked; Grimey Drawer

if you could put a gamecube on layaway for me that would be great

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:35

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

They prob have some fixtures and shelves for sale, get me some of those

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:53

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

E1M1 posted:

Do you think the Little Caesar's in the Kmart is still open? Thinking about doing that for dinner, I'm not really in the mood to cook tonight. I can pick that up when I pick up the paper towels and dish soap and whatever you need

are you jackin dick right now to the thought of buying a college coed some dish soap ???

# ? Aug 20, 2015 20:54

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

diapers

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Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

some tampons and Diet Sprite

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Morkies: Apr 19, 2015; by zen death robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fE0KiunvTs&t=7s

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GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

Can you grab me a Twix?

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PsionicAnt: Jul 16, 2001

guys this thread is a logistics nightmare you'll never see these things

# ? Aug 20, 2015 21:25

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Can someone please get me some bleach? I spilled some salsa on my work shirt, really gone be tough to get out...

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Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

your kmart is probably closed

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house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

Can't think of anything right now but I'll text you

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a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Can I have RC Cola from the K Mart

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Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

walking into a k-mart or roses is like walking into the event horizon, it's a portal straight to the heart of capitalism hell. tear your eyeballs out as you're surrounded by $299 50 MB mp3 players from 2001

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the blood of the bourgeoisie

and some paper towels plz thanks

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

how about a pack of menthols and fat blowjob, op

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

a car battery thats been on the shelf since 1995

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TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

a car battery thats been on the shelf since 1995

just go out and check your yard :owned:

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BottledBodhisvata: Jul 26, 2013; by Lowtax

A pack of marlboro lights and some vodka for your mother.

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