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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rhizoids posted:

Niec dude. Mad rerspec. I did the working oit thing a while ago but im a little bditch, just ended ip super sksinny with little baby abs. Now I dont gsive a gently caress u dont really need to be ripped 2 get the girls if ur just habdsome & well dreased and chaeming. Like me. Lol jk I'm a goon cmon lmao

live long and prosper. V

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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

thathonkey posted:

worst: steak & shake

You take that back you godless commie!

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp

Thunder Moose posted:

You take that back you godless commie!

lol just lol if u like to eat literal greasy shoestrings

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Rhizoids posted:

lol just lol if u like to eat delicious literal greasy shoestrings

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Rhizoids posted:

lol just lol if u like to eat literal greasy shoestrings

My thoughts exactly about Five Guys fries.

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.
if somewhere has fries that are gross just ask for them well done.

It really opens up the whole world to delicious golden brown possibilities.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
kfc

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


YeahTubaMike posted:

KFC fries > all

KFC fries are the loving best but only of you get them in NZ/AU. In canada they are these sad shoestring things that they don't even put the chicken salt on.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Soak potatoes, cut them right, cook them once, then cook them twice. (get peanut oil all over your stove)

Clean up is not worth the best fries ever.

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
everyone who posted in this thread prior to me must be fat

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ex-Priest Tobin posted:

everyone who posted in this thread prior to me must be fat

You should try my burger recipe. It consists of a burger with lettuce, onion and tomato.

However, I don't want you to eat too much.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Sweet potato fries don't count as fries. They get served with fag rear end poo poo like marshmallow and caramel sauce. Sweet potatoes in general can suck by b-hole but the fry version is a loving insult. what the gently caress

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Drunk Nerds posted:

In-n-Out may not have the worst fries, but it has the most unexpectedly bad fries

1. Their burgers are really good
2. They only make three things: fries, burgers, and shakes
3. There's a rule that fries can only sit out for 90 seconds before being served to a customer.

Still, they're like a 4/10 hot, 1/10 after a few minutes

some fries are better when they're not piping hot. who has the digs on these fries, and where they come from

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Shithouse Dave posted:

KFC fries are the loving best but only of you get them in NZ/AU. In canada they are these sad shoestring things that they don't even put the chicken salt on.

the hell? in america they're thick rear end potato wedges and they're better than the chicken

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Thunder Moose posted:

You take that back you godless commie!

naw. their fries are poo poo tier. thin little greasy shits.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Five Guys regular fries are good, but I like mushy fries. Battered fries are good for telling who is an rear end in a top hat. It's whoever likes battered fries, in case you were wondering.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear


chips :britain:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

those are FRIES you limey noodle

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i've never liked crinkle cut but del taco has good fries every time i get them. checkers also has good fries but they taste like donuts. i think they're covered in batter.

YoshiOfYellow
Aug 21, 2015

Voted #1 Babysitter in Mushroom Kingdom

Aesop Poprock posted:

Sweet potato fries don't count as fries. They get served with fag rear end poo poo like marshmallow and caramel sauce. Sweet potatoes in general can suck by b-hole but the fry version is a loving insult. what the gently caress

Excuse you, sweet potato fries are loving delicious. They don't even need any sauce with them, hell they are even just fine with ketchup.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
best: mcdonalds or chik fil a
worst: 5 guys

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
This is an extremely useful thread. I am taking notes. Thanks, fry-goons.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
in england they are called chips

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Nefarious posted:

in england they are called chips

That's just crazy talk. Get out of here with that crazy talk. Crazy goons. Jeesh.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
in england fanny means vagina

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
im hungover and this thread makes me want french fries

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
curly fries

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
o ya also waffle fries

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i eat french fries with dijon mustard

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i eat chips with brown sauce

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
best: whatburger

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Best fries I ever had were made from yucca in a Colombian restaurant worst fries I ever had were from a Chinese buffet which I only got because they looked so horrible I though if I didn't try them I would have passed up a superlative.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Zeluth posted:

Soak potatoes, cut them right, cook them once, then cook them twice. (get peanut oil all over your stove)

Clean up is not worth the best fries ever.

Forgot to soak and important alterations in oil temp between fries.

gently caress doing all that tho

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
dump malt vinegar all over your fries

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