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Because the guy who told me I had a sensitivity to gluten proved himself wrong [two years ago].
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:11 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:26 |
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It's lupus.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:14 |
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Should have diagnosed you with a case of the being a fags. Stop freaking out every time your tummy hurts you giant baby nerd.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:15 |
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Next time a vegan says they can't eat meat I'm gonna serve them secret bacon and eggs.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:16 |
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JUST EAT THE FUCKIGN MEAT NEWB
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:17 |
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I'm gonna eat 3 serving s of meat ffor every one you don't
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:17 |
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gotta repost IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Gluten-Shamed in the Liquor Store
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:17 |
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lol that dumb bitch made up a story where she got owned by a grocery boy.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:32 |
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i love greg whites weird feet
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:34 |
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He cackled and mashed his lips together in a “gotcha” smirk. “And why do you think you need gluten-free vodka?” he asked, his glasses sliding down his nose, aimed at me. “Because I’m a Celiac. I can’t have gluten,” I said as I picked up my phone and started googling “gluten free vodkas," wondering why I hadn’t just done that in the first place. “If you are indeed a Celiac,” he said, tapping his fingertips together like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, “then why don’t you know what you’re actually allergic to?” lol.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:36 |
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At this point I was boldly staring down the double barrel eye glasses of an overly confident Mr. Burns from The Simpsons type of liquor salesman. But did I cower? No, I pulled out my phone to prove him wrong and I did so as bravely as Timon and Pumba from The Lion King.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:38 |
someone gluten shame me pls i wanna write a blog ASAP
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:43 |
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I swear this story is true! posted:I looked down at my phone, fingers shaking, and discovered that Ciroc was also made without gluten-containing grains and grabbed a bottle, heading toward the cash register. I even said “thank you” to that rear end in a top hat. Yep, an actual celiac disease person would definitely feel gluten shamed in places instead of saying "yeah the ones without the disease are retards. Anyways, what doesn't have gluten?" Also, a business owner making fun of his patrons is a bold business move to increase revenue and guarantee repeat customers. PS: I need feminism because I'm tired of my fake stories about MEN BEING ASSHOLES aren't being believed on the internet!
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:49 |
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I love the "oh well I didn't know the exact answer to what I was allergic to" when the easiest answer is "gently caress should I know? Do you know every process involved with your body when you get a headache?" Also the "I wasn't raised to be subservient to men" yet when confronted by a male stranger she freezes up and runs out of the room sobbing to make a blog post.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:53 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:26 |
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CROPUTON FREE
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