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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
thinking about them




am I right

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



examples please op

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



of the guys masturbating i mean

cos you know im gay

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
some of them do, undoubtedly, but please do not masturbate on girls unless you've recieved clear, verbal consent for doing so

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

well you gotta put yourself in their shoes. if you wanted to cool off by the pool or the beach, whatever your cooling preferences be, you'd want to wear a bikini because it provides the best skin to air next to just being naked. Too bad that isn't socially acceptable at most places xD!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
hmmm, wise op

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
yeah man sluts just askin for it

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ThePriceIsRight posted:

well you gotta put yourself in their shoes. if you wanted to cool off by the pool or the beach, whatever your cooling preferences be, you'd want to wear a bikini because it provides the best skin to air next to just being naked. Too bad that isn't socially acceptable at most places xD!

if you want to be cool, just sit inside in the air conditioning like a normal person

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Ein cooler Typ posted:

if you want to be cool, just sit inside in the air conditioning like a normal person

But you miss the crucial point! They want to get some of that sweet Vitamin D and cool off at the same time.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'll give 'em the vitamin D. :getin:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I have 5000IU, 10000IU whatever they need.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



maybe they want other hot girls to masturbate to them op huh

hopefully on video

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
but I'm going to masturbate to them regardless of what they're wearing :confused:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
you're right OP, but also tan lines are a factor

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
My sexy gamer GF wears bikinis all the time. NBD

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
its a power move op

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
power over my penik

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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if women didnt want me to cum a lot on my balls they wouldnt have women parts

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why do guys not wear banana hammocks or speedos? Do they not want girls to masturbate? Hammock up or you're gay.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol women segregate themselves constantly from normal dudes just hangin' and chillin' on message boards.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
They're more comfortable than any one piece I've ever attempted. 'course I'd rather just be nekkid, but, you know, loving laws and children and society :rant:

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
does anyone have any pics of hot girls in bikinis? for reference :smug:

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
maybe they wear them for reasons that have nothing to do with you

maybe they wear them for themselves; to feel hot/pretty.




rear end in a top hat.

also

dad gay. so what posted:

does anyone have any pics of hot girls in bikinis? for reference :smug:

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

dad gay. so what posted:

does anyone have any pics of hot girls in bikinis? for reference :smug:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



dad gay. so what posted:

does anyone have any pics of hot girls in bikinis? for reference :smug:

<----------- see my av

(goon with suitable av, please empty quote tia)

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

:stare:

I want #2's abs. Just the abs, that is all.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Why did you post a photo of four carrots?

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

I could finally be the little spoon.

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