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And there's this kid in the hallway, he's just vomiting and vomiting, little motherfucker can't stop, you know what I mean? I mean he's got a volcano of Malt-O-Meal he's adding to, and he's just loving gagging out pure saliva at this point. His grandma's trying to get his rear end moving, his mom is telling him to start moving, this kid is not loving with Kindergarten. He's having the worst day of his life, and it's pretty loving wacky to see. Do you remember how much vomit there was in elementary school? It seems like everybody and their brother spent at least 30 minutes a week vomiting, pissing, or making GBS threads themselves. I bet one elementary school goes through more sawdust than the entire 6th street district in Austin. Anyway, we pass that same hallway 10 minutes later, kid is still at it! Only now he is drooling in to the water fountain while his dad is telling him he has to go to class. And I'm just thinking, is this kid going to be the next David Sedaris, writing stories about his vomit troubles? Probably not. Anyway, those are my dad tales for the day.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:09 |
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how stressed out do you have to be to vomit like that because of kindergarten starting like drat kid your parents hosed you up and they've only had you for a few years you're in for some poo poo in life
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:11 |
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tell your kid not to be friends with that boy unless u like a house that smells of vom
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:12 |
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Tell your kid that the puking kid is weak and will be picked on his entire life. Tell your kid to start bullying him now to establish pecking order.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:15 |
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Hammerite posted:tell your kid not to be friends with that boy unless u like a house that smells of vom He had a pretty healthy reaction, which was to hold his hand to his nose and loudly ask, "What is wrong with that kid, dad?", we'll see if vomit kid remembers and they have some sort of arch-enemy thing.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:15 |
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ask him WHAT THE gently caress.. HAPPENED... TO...YOUR..SHOES and shake him violently in front of his step dad
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:17 |
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vomit kid is my son and your son will soon be the victim of many many gbs style jokes
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:18 |
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ethanol posted:ask him WHAT THE gently caress.. HAPPENED... TO...YOUR..SHOES LOL
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:20 |
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what the pantshitting gently caress is wrong with you OP?
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:23 |
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ElGroucho posted:And there's this kid in the hallway, he's just vomiting and vomiting, little motherfucker can't stop, you know what I mean? Heavens to Betsy
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:23 |
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Op are you insinuating that vommiting for hours isn't the correct, natural, and normal reaction to entering a public school for the first time? Cuz it is.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 19:26 |
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I too today saw a thing. Where's my fuckin thread OP?
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 20:15 |
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kick the kid in the ballsack
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 20:15 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:34 |
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I hope your son is packing heat. It's a jungle out there.
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