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Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

spacemang_spliff posted:

kleenex you tard

but that implies masturbation. please dont test on my posting clarity.

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i use "brawny"

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:13

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

you wipe your butt with toilet paper
you clean up messes with paper towels
you blow your nose with tissues (not "tissue paper" whatever that is)
flavored carbonated beverages are called soda

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:24

Morkies: Apr 19, 2015; by zen death robot

brizna posted:

you wipe your butt with toilet paper
you clean up messes with paper towels
you blow your nose with tissues (not "tissue paper" whatever that is)
flavored carbonated beverages are called soda

1st 2 are ok but if the last 2 werent trolling youre a massive human being

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:29

Mandator: Aug 28, 2007

spacemang_spliff posted:

yes and I also call cotton swabs q-tips

also lol @ calling any brand of coke "pop"

have another phosphate gramps

i don't use band-aids i use adhesive medical strips

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:31

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

I stand by my statement and feel hurt by your aggression

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:31

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

i use "brawny"

what do u think of the burly man mascot?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:32

Prof. Lurker: Mar 10, 2015; I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

tissues for crying into or tissues for masturbating into

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:32

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

spacemang_spliff posted:

kleenex you tard

u want a tissue 4 dat issue????

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:33

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

so basically they are gonna trick them into coming into court so these incredibly poor people can make a payment plan or indentured servitude contract to pay fines that they shouldn't have received in the first place?

I bet that klan members are high-fiving over poo poo like this.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:40

BrawndoTQ: Oct 18, 2001

City of Tampa posted:

so basically they are gonna trick them into coming into court so these incredibly poor people can make a payment plan or indentured servitude contract to pay fines that they shouldn't have received in the first place?

I bet that klan members are high-fiving over poo poo like this.

dude stop harshing my buzz

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# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:43

Morkies: Apr 19, 2015; by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

i use "brawny"

thats cool, imo calling them urbans, thugs ect is still better

# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:56

Simstim: Mar 16, 2005; You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Prof. Lurker posted:

tissues for crying into or tissues for masturbating into

both, I cry when I masturbate

# ? Aug 25, 2015 05:05

SD-455: May 15, 2009; by Lowtax

Tezzor posted:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/08/24/us-usa-ferguson-court-idUSKCN0QT29720150824

A new municipal judge in Ferguson, Missouri, on Monday ordered sweeping changes to court practices in response to a scathing Justice Department report following the shooting of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown a year ago.

Municipal Court Judge Donald McCullin, appointed in June, ordered that all arrest warrants issued in the city before Dec. 31, 2014 be withdrawn.

Defendants will receive new court dates along with options for disposing of their cases, such as payment plans or community service. Fines may be commuted for indigent people.

The changes come five months after the U.S. Department of Justice strongly criticized city leaders in its report, saying the police force and court worked together to exploit people in order to raise revenue.

The Justice Department specifically said Ferguson's municipal court practices caused significant harm to many people with cases pending as minor municipal code violations turned into multiple arrests, jail time, and payments that exceeded the cost of the original ticket many times over.

Tldr you poo poo knuckler

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Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

i'm ok with black people taking over missoura

# ? Aug 25, 2015 05:16

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

SD-455 posted:

Tldr you poo poo knuckler

Lots of people don't know what tissue paper is.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 05:18

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Hobohemian posted:

I hope Americans are starting to learn that if you want change you gotta burn a whole bunch of poo poo for a few days.

its disappointing that we ever forgot

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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

It's a new day!

Things are really going to change, I can feel it!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 08:08

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

so who here got a good deal on their tissue paper

# ? Aug 25, 2015 08:13

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

I like to wipe with my fingers then wash my fingers

# ? Aug 25, 2015 08:43

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Is buying tissue paper racist now

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:03

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

You wrap presents in tissue paper..!

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:24

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Morkies posted:

i still hate ni- i still hate

i still have a negative impression of some urban individuals OP

Hm, you say you have a Negative Impression, Generally, of Groups of Ethnic Ruffians?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:29

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

I don't see colour.

No seriously I'm colour blind which makes playing snooker loving impossible

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:39

reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

gotta be honest i was expecting something really good for racists for happened, and the racists were going to need tissue paper because they'd be jacking off, so the racists needing tissue paper because they'd be crying was really a pleasant surprise.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:51

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

e: ^^^I'm on the same boat as you, bub

Wait, so is the tissue paper for gift bags? Or did the OP mean to imply that people would cry so they would need soft aloe facial tissues? Or did he mean poop so that would mean he meant to say bathroom tissue? I guess beating off would apply to both kinds. Man race relations is a difficult topic y'know?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 09:59

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

I guess you could bust into tissue paper too, but I don't see how effective it would be for absorbency

# ? Aug 25, 2015 10:02

Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

reignonyourparade posted:

gotta be honest i was expecting something really good for racists for happened, and the racists were going to need tissue paper because they'd be jacking off, so the racists needing tissue paper because they'd be crying was really a pleasant surprise.

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:43

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Nefarious posted:

tissue paper is that poo poo you stuff in gift bags

p sure that's my dic?

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:44

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Three-fifths ply

# ? Aug 25, 2015 15:45

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

'soft drinks'

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:08

a bay: Oct 14, 2014; by Lowtax

Ok but why are you stocking up on tissue paper op :buddy:

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:16

Libelous Slander: May 1, 2009; ... you're just creepy ...

a bay posted:

Ok but why are you stocking up on tissue paper op

for an epic masturbation sesh

# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:18

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

whoflungpoop posted:

good

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CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

Tezzor posted:

Municipal Court Judge Donald McCullin, appointed in June, ordered that all arrest warrants issued in the city before Dec. 31, 2014 be withdrawn.

Defendants will receive new court dates along with options for disposing of their cases, such as payment plans or community service. Fines may be commuted for indigent people.

So do you think this will work? Poor people probably don't have time for the community service, are already up to their ears in other 'payment plans' and it's easy to bracket them out of "indigent". I have a feeling they're still going to get hosed over, only they get a second look at the apparatus this time.

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