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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

If You Are A loving Pussy.

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
What About Capitalizing Words?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





cut my heart into pieces

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

down the road, not across the street

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

FIRST TIME posted:

down the road, not across the street
This Is How I Chop Carrots.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Is one of these yours, OP?


Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
wo ho

good thread

old wooden ships
Jan 22, 2015
You deff cut away from yourself, cause why the gently caress is the camera pointed at you? Like seriously, if you are in charge of the cameras then you dont belong on the camera, like loving beginner director 101 right here.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I always cut away from myself, because I systematically destroy my body enough on purpose to not need to do it accidentally

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
That's not how I learned it.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
lol, just lol, if you don't cut towards yourself at all times.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
it wasnt until after many years of travelling, meeting with people of many different cultures and backgrounds and learning of a wide variety of spiritualities (and a lot of DRUGS!!!) that i realized...there was no "cutting away" from myself.... and that i only needed to look within

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fruit is best without blood. Unless, talking grapefruit. That is some tangy poo poo.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Zeluth posted:

Fruit is best without blood.

What if you are eating a blood orange? What then, huh? <:smuggo:>

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

TwoFire posted:

What if you are eating a blood orange? What then, huh? <:smuggo:>

This is a gotcha question and I will not reply.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Expected a bloody picture of a box cutter accident, 0/10 would not click again

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
stab toward yourself OP

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i guess you wouldnt need to know how to use a knife to prepare food if you only ate takeout. so i guess the op is right in his specific situation.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Wanamingo posted:

Expected a bloody picture of a box cutter accident, 0/10 would not click again

Same. You can't blueball us like this, OP. We thrive off tales of the many ways goons gravely injure themselves. Just look at Enfield.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I am confident the op will eventually post pictures of his fingat from the hospital

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


wo ho

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I've tried to kill myself thousands of times and I have come to this conclusion

It's impossible to OD on weed

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

SirEvelynTremble posted:

I've tried to kill myself thousands of times and I have come to this conclusion

It's impossible to OD on weed

I OD'd on weed once and turned into a jive turkey

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