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Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Summerslam was 4 hours long, I would piss myself! also talking for 4 hours, I would also have dry mouth, and also piss myself.

how do they do it

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
They wear diapers

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

simosimo posted:

Summerslam was 4 hours long, I would piss myself! also talking for 4 hours, I would also have dry mouth, and also piss myself.

how do they do it

they drink their own piss to stay hydrated.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

they hold it in because they are professionals and not diaper wearing baboes like you op.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they take turns peeing in each others mouth

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
the gently caress is wee

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Serious Frolicking posted:

they take turns peeing in each others mouth

this, i can confirm it. its prett. hard to aim with an erection but you can have a lot of fun if youre the one catching it in your mouth, you can make a game of it trying to make the pisser miss i call it miss pissing

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

the gently caress is wee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuTJC84yekw

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
WWE announcers all have to drink Mountain (sorry,MTN) Dew so they probably drink their piss to help wash it down

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
everyone who watches wrestling drinks their own piss

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

WWEE

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Swan Curry posted:

WWE announcers all have to drink Mountain (sorry,MTN) Dew so they probably drink their piss to help wash it down
They don't actually drink it, just pour som out off screen. Saw King try to take a sip once and he almost threw up.

So yeah, they drink each others piss.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
They chop off their dicks so they don't have to worry about it.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Oh I thought you were talking about how the announcers dealt with being constantly hard do to being surrounded by so many greased up, muscular men.

I guess it solved both problems.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Jim Ross has made jokes about being sure to wear dark pants for a long show, there's some truth in that joke somewhere.

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
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did yall see the Dudley Boyz came back?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

the gently caress is wee

an old console with a gimmick stick

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BIG DICK NICK
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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the went wee wee wee wee all the way home op

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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They pull their wiener around the side of their balls and piss up their rear end, that way they can just take a big piss-poo poo later.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I am a pisspig fuckboi

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
No they don't have to pee because they yell out all their moisture. In fact they have to drink extra to keep talking.

Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
It's really difficult to urinate with an erection.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Well you know how Stone Cold drinks all that "beer" but never seems to get drunk?

Think about it.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i wee myself op but im not a wrestling announcer

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
what about backsplash from peeing? standing down is gay

Norrisimo
Oct 3, 2005

I got more records than the K.G.B.
they are all dangerously dehydrated

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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They need to drink their own pee to survive if all there is is Mountain Dew.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't get up or pee either because I'm rock hard the whole show; unless there's some kind of thing with women going on then my penis disappears back into my body

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Kuato posted:

I don't get up or pee either because I'm rock hard the whole show; unless there's some kind of thing with women going on then my penis disappears back into my body

Well the women's matches are just there to be piss breaks anyway, so good timing!

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