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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Has anyone noticed how everything has been trying to be like the Transformers? Ever since the Transformers popularized transforming robots on a global scale, everyone has been trying to get a piece of the action. As you'll see, everything is a Transformer now.


Game consoles are Transformers.


Thomas the Tank Engine is a Transformer.


Hello Kitty is a Transformer.


Mickey Mouse and company are Transformers.


Buzz Lightyear is a Transformer.


Spiderman is a Transformer.


The Ninja Turtles are transformers.


Sushi are Transformers.


Bruce Jenner is a Transformer.

What else is jumping onto the Transformer bandwagon?

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
oh i get it

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014


White people are Transformers.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

DaveSplitter posted:

Wait, do trans-racial people count?

Yeah, I don't see why not

Edit: :nws:http://i.imgur.com/vCkSi2I.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSb96JO72Q

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, I don't see why not

Ok then.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OREO IS TRANSFORMER

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014


Jesus is a Transformer.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Pretty sure at least two of those are a Vultron

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Arian_Samurai posted:

Pretty sure at least two of those are a Vultron Megazord

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no i havnt noticed

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Enfield is a Transformer because he went from having an awesome av to having no av. Actually, with as disappointing as that is, I guess that makes him a Gobot.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014


Yoda is a Transformer


Rocks are Transformers



Fast Food are Transformers


Cans of Soda are Transformers

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

DaveSplitter posted:


White people are Transformers.

This Transformer's name is Melanoid

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?239315-perverted-things-you-used-to-do-when-you-were-younger&p=5883426&viewfull=1#post5883426

Grape_Nigga posted:

i remeber in 1st grade (in russia) my class mates and i used to compare penises i remember they dubbed mine the "transformer" b/c i was the only one in the group that was uncircumcised. so there fore i could pull my fore skin back and expose the head.
Uncircumcised penises are Transformers.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Pyromancer posted:

This Transformer's name is Melanoid

What are their enemies called?

Risky
May 18, 2003



Photoshop Friday Classic

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Kharnifex posted:

What are their enemies called?

Supremicons

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

i am not an transformer op THERFORE you are wrongggggggg

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Pyromancer posted:

This Transformer's name is Melanoid

:chanpop:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

your mom transformed into a jizz target last night

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hell Yeah posted:

your mom transformed into a jizz target last night

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Hell Yeah posted:

your mom transformed into a jizz target last night

:boom:

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
what a surprising amount of effort for such a bad thread.

I don't feel quite so alone now.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Some of those transformers are technically only combining robots. Yes they "transform" but a "transformer" type robot has at least one "disguise" mode and one "robot" mode. Going from one obvious robot to another does not a transformer make. HTH, OP.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
I, loving. LOVE. TRANSFORMERS!!

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Lou Reed was the original transformer.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Dont gently caress your car or this happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU-k8M_gFLM

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DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
OP, I hope you can transform into a better poster.

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