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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

What is the threshold?

Asking for a friend.


I'm already gay.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tuxedo Gin posted:

What is the threshold?

Asking for a friend.


I'm already gay.

i think its 4

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

1 seman is not gay, but any more than a few semen is pretty gay for sure

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
You can be a straight man and have sex with men. Its when cute men make you're heart beat that your gay

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this reminds me of a story i heard recently about a russian submarine that they found off the coast of sweden. when they cracked the lid on that sardine can all they found was dried up, crusty, seamen. it also reminds me of one time my little league coach invited me and some other young friends for a sleepover over to look at hustler magazines.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
its approx. 30mL but dont quote me on this i dont have the actual figures handy

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Well you already have a ton in your own balls. So I think you're safe as long as you swallow less than what's already in your balls.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





It's not about the quantity, more about the number of sources.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Mix some semen with some menstruation blood and your halfway there to a pretty pink cake!

(use poop for the actual cake part like they did in that one movie)

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Windows 98 posted:

Well you already have a ton in your own balls. So I think you're safe as long as you swallow less than what's already in your balls.

If you have any amount of semen anywhere in your body than you are super gay

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Marc-Almond-like quantities make you gay OP

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
How many bridges you build?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Windows 98 posted:

Well you already have a ton in your own balls. So I think you're safe as long as you swallow less than what's already in your balls.

Very sage advice itt

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
About half as much as I'm gonna shoot in your mouth op

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

SKELETON GHOST posted:

About half as much as I'm gonna shoot in your mouth op

cum in me instead

lets be skelegay !

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Windows 98 posted:

Well you already have a ton in your own balls. So I think you're safe as long as you swallow less than what's already in your balls.

You'd have to cum an equal amount that you'd ingest to keep the levels balanced for your gay meter

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
One drop rule

ArcticKnife
Mar 2, 2015
Question for the ages

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




If a woman swallows semen, is she considered gay?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
no such thing. plenty of dudes suck, gently caress and catch from lots of dudes but arent gay

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp

ArcticKnife posted:

Question for the ages

Question for the gayges

Carl The Shivan
Mar 23, 2009

programmed with a
variety of trusting
emotions

:h: :roboluv: :h:

SKELETON GHOST posted:

Question for the gayges

Queerstion for the gayges.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
if you can gargle it its gay

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Moola posted:

cum in me instead

lets be skelegay !

lol "Bone" buds

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Just like race in the old days, it's a one drop rule

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Windows 98 posted:

Well you already have a ton in your own balls. So I think you're safe as long as you swallow less than what's already in your balls.

I'll go one step further and say you can swallow as much of it from your own balls as you like and still not be gay.

As soon as some cum from someone else's ball hits your mouth, it's all over.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Are we talking straight up just man jizz

or is animal jizz in the conversation too

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Everybody should suck off at least one guy, just to see if they like it or not.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Drunk Canuck posted:

Are we talking straight up just man jizz

or is animal jizz in the conversation too

man jizz is to know if you're gay

animal jizz is to know if you're a furry

... do you have something you want to share with us sa forums poster drunk canuck

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Oct 30, 2009

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This is disgusting. I don't know what I expectd when I clicked on the thread but it certainly wasn't this.

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