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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
buying a small weiner to make up for having a big car?

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
wearing t-shirts with pictures of attractive women on them

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Obsessively eating well and exercising. See: every figure/bikini competitor

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
they buy those tiny clasp bags to make up for their giant loose floppy vaginas

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Oscar Wild posted:

Girls don't buy THEMSELVES fake tits you loving retard. That's what rich lonely autists buy for girls

Also, fake tits aren't compensation, they're an investment.

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.
She buys cheesecakes to make up for the crippling loneliness caused by her being a fat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Young Freud posted:

Also, fake tits aren't compensation, they're an investment.

CUm Futures are on the rise!

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Buying a huge SUV to feel "safe" (but ending up being more of a menace and safety hazard to other people on the road than before)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tautologicus posted:

Buying a huge SUV to feel "safe" (but ending up being more of a menace and safety hazard to other people on the road than before)

Women have even tinier dicks then men.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Horses, eating disorders

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
only having myspace angle photos on her dating profile

that's the closest equivalent i can think of

Giblet Plus!
Sep 14, 2004
Dying your hair red.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
any number of cats over 1.

duh

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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
These are all so good! Thinking of making a photoshop contest based on the idea

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