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Me when a girl says she wants to have sex: 
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Aug 27, 2015 02:30
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sex isn't real op
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Aug 27, 2015 02:36
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Lotophage posted:Me when a girl says she wants to have sex: 
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Aug 27, 2015 02:37
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Gaunab posted:sex is for sinners false it's a glorious and beautiful thing and one of the greatest expressions and experiences of love, intimacy, and transcendence
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Aug 27, 2015 02:37
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when i wear a condom I have to clean up, but when i do it as god intended, she has to. makes u think
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Aug 27, 2015 02:38
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if you finish out the window, no one has to clean up that really makes u think
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Aug 27, 2015 02:41
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if i accidentally came on a friendly woodland creature i would never forgive myself
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Aug 27, 2015 02:44
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I generally try to give my wife the best orgasm I can have
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Aug 27, 2015 02:46
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That is way more puke than that dog should be able to hold. Dog of Holding
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Aug 27, 2015 02:46
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"What's the big deal of having sex?" - Jerry Seinfeld.
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Aug 27, 2015 02:56
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social vegan posted:the best sex ends w me busting hot ropes straight up into my eyes while she watches and then i look up at her and i don't shed a single tear even thoguh I got the manspirit glooping hot streams down my eyes i don't blink i don't cry and then she knows what a real man is
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Aug 27, 2015 03:23
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Commie NedFlanders posted:it's a glorious and beautiful thing and one of the greatest expressions and experiences of love, intimacy, and transcendence Gaunab posted:sex is for sinners
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Aug 27, 2015 03:47
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Sex is a drag but if men don't take one on the chin for mankind then the women get ornery.
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Aug 27, 2015 03:47
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Lotophage posted:Me when a girl says she wants to have sex: how big was that dog before all that came out of it?
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Aug 27, 2015 03:48
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David Copperfield posted:if i accidentally came on a friendly woodland creature i would never forgive myself  
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Aug 27, 2015 04:17
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what the hell dont post that 
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Aug 27, 2015 04:31
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- hi
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what wrong with you?
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Aug 27, 2015 04:32
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That's some sick poo poo  Where's a MOD when you need one
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Aug 27, 2015 11:43
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David Copperfield posted:if i accidentally came on a friendly woodland creature i would never forgive myself Finish into a bin. Its the most efficient and 'sexy' way to orgasm. Then you also have the great chance of making a hobgoblin of your very own!
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