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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

but i cant smell any food cooking smells and she has been in there for quite some time.

is it possible shes just rearranging the mugs and glassware??? or maybe just loading and unloading the dishwasher repeatedly??? just chopping a weeks worth of vegetables??? wtf is going on in there?? im going to go get a beer and do some recon wish me luck goons.

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Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.
My guess is that she found some moth larvae in one of the bowls or something and is checking and cleaning them all feverishly.

Thank you.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
it's probably a racoon

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Kill her, then yourself. Post again when finished

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

king salmon posted:

it's probably a common brushtail possum.

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

probably passively agressively getting you to go to the kitchen so she can tell you off about something

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

preparing dough for tomorrows biscuits

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Sorry about your ghost. U r already dead

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Maybe she's............................................................ cleaning.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what the gently caress is cleanings

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sounds like vulva packing. leave her alone

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

yo no way this ho is cleaning she leaves her shoes all over the place and when i put them by the door or whatever she leaves a note saying its "SHARES SPACE DONT TOUCH MY THINGS" yah right ho your stanky rear end shoes are gonna get thrown off the balcony next time

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Suck his dick.

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.
jfc, did you go find out what she was doing or did you forget?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Otterspace posted:

jfc, did you go find out what she was doing or did you forget?
so she made corn on the cob nastiest driest mashed potatoes i ever seen

but at least the cleaned up

why it took her an hour to make this hilarious food is still a mystery

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

case closed see ya later thread

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