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I recently changed careers, from a job that had me standing and moving around all day, to one where I'm sitting at a desk all the time. Whenever I see butts of "desk people" they always disgust me.  I don't want this to happen to my rear end. this has happened to many of the older people I work with. I'm a guy and most of them are women so I haven't really had a good opportunity to examine many guy butts in the office. But an rear end is an rear end and I don't want my butt to look like poo poo. Any tips for stopping my desk chair from deforming my rear end?
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Aug 27, 2015 17:24
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cutt your but off
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Aug 27, 2015 17:24
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cool
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Aug 27, 2015 17:24
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your chair cannot deform your rear end, your posture and diet form your rear end, do some squats and drink some protein imo, if you do have an anterior pelvic tilt or something then sit up straight bum
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Aug 27, 2015 17:25
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i comed
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Aug 27, 2015 17:26
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dont make fun of fat people we aren't allowed anymore just 9/11 and murders like the reporters and sandy hook please stick to the guidelines its not cool to gently caress with fat peoples feelings I think
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Aug 27, 2015 17:26
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should be in the "dimples of venus" thread imo
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Aug 27, 2015 17:26
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Don't look at your coworkers asses OP.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:27
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JiveHonky posted:i comed Please do not masturbate to thoughts of my hypothetically deformed rear end.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:28
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Don't look at your coworkers asses OP. lmao what's the point in even working if you cant do that
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Aug 27, 2015 17:28
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Use a standing desk like all the other millenials.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:33
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Just accept it and embrace it. Relish in it even.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:51
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i love my dead misshapen rear end
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Aug 27, 2015 17:52
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i've had a desk job for the the last 12 years and my arse is fantastic.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:55
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:cutt your but off one butt for sale get your butt here
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Aug 27, 2015 18:36
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extra stout posted:your chair cannot deform your rear end, your posture and diet form your rear end, do some squats and drink some protein imo, if you do have an anterior pelvic tilt or something then sit up straight bum thumbs-up to that guy ^ squats, mang
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Aug 27, 2015 18:39
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Please do not masturbate to thoughts of my hypothetically deformed rear end. Too late, you shoulda put this in your first post if you wanted to stop that.
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Aug 27, 2015 18:52
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Squats. Do squats. ... Have you done a hundred squats yet? Do them!
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Aug 27, 2015 18:55
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You can get special cushions OP filled with beans or some poo poo
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Aug 27, 2015 18:55
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IronClaymore posted:Squats. Have you done squats yet? Are you sure? Do more! Come back when your thighs burn!
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Aug 27, 2015 18:56
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op let me rear end you a question
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Aug 27, 2015 19:35
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sorry didn't actually have a question just wanted to use that humorous line i thought of
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Aug 27, 2015 19:35
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:cutt your but off
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Aug 27, 2015 19:37
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I bike too much and the lower part of my inner buttcheeks is turning into leather. Are there any creams, lotions, or emollients I can apply to help?
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Aug 27, 2015 19:45
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Do you even lunge, bro?
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Aug 27, 2015 19:46
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Hello potato
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Aug 27, 2015 19:46
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extra stout posted:your chair cannot deform your rear end, your posture and diet form your rear end, do some squats and drink some protein imo, if you do have an anterior pelvic tilt or something then sit up straight bum cums protein right?
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Aug 27, 2015 20:00
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Chinaman7000 posted:Too late, you shoulda put this in your first post if you wanted to stop that. 
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Aug 27, 2015 20:06
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chippy posted:i've had a desk job for the the last 12 years and my arse is fantastic. Cool, but what about your rear end?
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Aug 28, 2015 07:35
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white people have the grossest butts goddamn do some squats you lazy bums
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Aug 28, 2015 07:41
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RavenKrows posted:white people have the grossest butts goddamn i disagree. i've seen some amazing white butts in my time, you racist
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Aug 28, 2015 13:04
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i sit in a desk all day and although i have a beer gut now, my rear end is still very fuckable edit: i'm also white Artificial Idiocy fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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Aug 28, 2015 16:12
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