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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Frackie Robinson posted:

There's no spanish phrase for "camera man"?
isnt it italian

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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
"Mama Mia" is spanish for camera man

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

gently caress da Mods posted:

that rear end at :018

what the chinese guy?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Glasgow Kiss posted:

STOP RESISTING

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I was in the park the other day and about 20 people were playing segway polo. Wtf is wrong with people

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
How hard can it be driving a segway, you just lean the direction you want to go.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Glasgow Kiss posted:

STOP RESISTING

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

wow running cool

heres ur medal for moving your feet teh fastest

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

numberoneposter posted:

wow running cool

heres ur medal for moving your feet teh fastest

they dont even actually move their feet as fast as pro-tier DDR players :smugbert:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

eSports Chaebol posted:

they dont even actually move their feet as fast as pro-tier DDR players :smugbert:
gotta play bikes if you want the real goods

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fredrik1 posted:

How hard can it be driving a segway, you just lean the direction you want to go.









Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Camera men getting their revenge against Blacks already I see.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-tycoon-Jimi-Heselden-dies-cliff-plunge-scooters.html

when will these vicious murder machines finally be banned?

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Did i just watch a cop loving a segway?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjnl6E1pEs

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

numberoneposter posted:

wow running cool

heres ur medal for moving your feet teh fastest

You forgot the millions of sponsorship dollars and hundreds of beautiful woman you fat useless oval office.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Nutsngum posted:

You forgot the millions of sponsorship dollars and hundreds of beautiful woman you fat useless oval office.
RUNNING IS STUPID

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Nutsngum posted:

You forgot the millions of sponsorship dollars and hundreds of beautiful woman you fat useless oval office.

sometimes being with a beautiful woman is too much to take, just ask oscar pistorius

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


numberoneposter posted:

wow running cool

heres ur medal for moving your feet teh fastest

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

eSports Chaebol posted:

sometimes being with a beautiful woman is too much to take, just ask oscar pistorius

oscar pistolius :smug:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i think its funny that the camera man was taking out by the robot camera.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
brack rives matter!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

eSports Chaebol posted:

sometimes being with a beautiful woman is too much to take, just ask oscar pistorius

He just wanted to take his Girlfriend out on Valentine's day. Is that a crime?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Frackie Robinson posted:

There's no spanish phrase for "camera man"?

mang de la camera

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



running is kind of like the ancient greek equivalent of driving a car and im glad that these reenactors are out there to help us remember our humble roots

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
When you think about it, he's the greatest enemy of the Segway and assassinating or crippling him makes a lot of sense.

He's a constant reminder that people have legs and can use them to move.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Blurry Gray Thing posted:

When you think about it, he's the greatest enemy of the Segway and assassinating or crippling him makes a lot of sense.

He's a constant reminder that people have legs and can use them to move.

robot legs are faster than normal legs though and will make you murder your wife. how does that fit with your theory?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/segway-company-owner-james-jimi-heselden-dies-england-riding-segway-cliff-article-1.441435 posted:

The British businessman who owns the Segway company plunged to his death after driving one of his famous two-wheeled scooters off a cliff, police said Monday.

James (Jimi) Heselden, who was using an off-road version of the iconic ride to inspect the grounds of his estate in northern England, tumbled 30 feet and was fished out of a river shortly after the freak accident Sunday.

"Officers were called to the incident around 11:40 a.m. following a call from a member of the public," the West Yorkshire police said in a statement.

They found Heselden, 62, lying near one of his battery-powered scooters.

lol

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Aug 29, 2015

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPGUIpv-JxI

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Looks like the media is already getting revenge on the blacks.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007



you might say he...

got hit by a chinaman on a segway

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Story of my life.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Thinking of the story of the story of everest when i see the cameraman on the ground like that reaching up lol

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Once was funny twice was just not being careful

No, dont help him. Let him pick it up

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Bolt's action roll instead of just getting up the normal way was pretty badass

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