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i was just on a jury trial and prosecutors hate this one weird hack: do not submit to a breathalyzer or blood test at the scene. burp every 15 minutes for 3 hours before using the breathalyzer. then hire a public defender. then enjoy no consequences. dont ever say this forum never added value to your lovely dumb life
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i busted a nut on your drunk unconscious mom op
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im rich enough to afford a person to ferry me via automobile when im intoxicated so thanks for the useless advice
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hello hell yeah
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hello chinatwn
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I was 12 times over the limit and cops told me to park where I was and not leave until the morning. Left at midnight, then boned some skank in a truck I was borrowing from a friend. Welp, that's my drunk driving story, thanks for reading!
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fyodor posted:hello hell yeah hi
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lmbo if you live in a state where this is a good idea just lol
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uber bike man te hfuck up
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Hell Yeah posted:i busted a nut IN your drunk unconscious mom op I'm ya dad
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fyodor posted:hello chinatwn hi
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when google self drinving cars get her will dui's be a thing of the past?!?!
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This one time I ran over 12 bicyclists but the thirteenth made it, so the officer only made me pour out half of my 24-pack. Boy, was my face red that night.
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satanic splash-back posted:This one time I ran over 12 bicyclists but the thirteenth made it, so the officer only made me pour out half of my 24-pack. i came
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hi fyodor i hope you are enjoying your drinking ^_________^
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i love you guys
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if you crash while drunk just run and hide to sober up because fleeing the scene of an accident is wayyy less severe than a DUI
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