if u put helium in your butt would your farts sound funny?

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Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

u know cause it makes ur voice sound funny if u breathe it, so

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

to the poo poo mines

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:04

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

farts already sound funny. HTH, OP.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:07

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Voted 5 due to thought provoking question

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:08

Simstim: Mar 16, 2005; You just gave me a great idea buddy.

I know some alcoholics with funnel liqour into their asses because the inside of your rear end can absorb alcohol without getting processed by your liver and it can get you drunk fast but also kill you.

so maybe if you stick gases like helium or nitrogen in your rear end you'll get a high from it

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:29

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Simstim posted:

I know some alcoholics with funnel liqour into their asses because the inside of your rear end can absorb alcohol without getting processed by your liver and it can get you drunk fast but also kill you.

so maybe if you stick gases like helium or nitrogen in your rear end you'll get a high from it

Put in enough helium and I bet you'd get pretty high (up in the air, like a balloon, LMAO!)

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:32

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

need to put helium in ops posts so they sound funny

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:32

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

It's safer to stick an oboe reed in your butt.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:33

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

Applewhite posted:

Put in enough helium and I bet you'd get pretty high (up in the air, like a balloon, LMAO!)

Up 2: Shove It Up Your Butt

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:53

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I've always had a really musical butt and can hit the high notes no probs so I've never tried helium. I think you can get an embolism from shooting air up your rear end tho so I'd steer clear or find an expert if there is such a thing.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:56

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I've always had a really musical butt and can hit the high notes no probs so I've never tried helium. I think you can get an embolism from shooting air up your rear end tho so I'd steer clear or find an expert if there is such a thing.

Mike Judge did a pretty good job with Steve O, so I guess just get ahold of Mike Judge

# ? Aug 28, 2015 16:59

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

I'm guessing they actually would make the farts sound funny since helium effects the sound waves.

Also:

Hell Yeah posted:

need to put helium in ops posts so they sound funny

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:06

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

need to put helium in ops posts so they sound funny

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:32

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Applewhite posted:

farts already sound funny. HTH, OP.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:32

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hell Yeah posted:

need to put helium in ops posts so they sound funny

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:32

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Matey posted:

Mike Judge did a pretty good job with Steve O, so I guess just get ahold of Mike Judge

Yeah those jackass boys have sure had a lot of things in their butts. I would think they would be a good go-to for rear end consulting. It's almost like they walk around and size everything up to see if they could put it up their rear end. Its like nothing is real to them unless it's been in their asses.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:34

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

need to put helium in ops posts so they sound funny

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:35

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Simstim posted:

I know some alcoholics with funnel liqour into their asses because the inside of your rear end can absorb alcohol without getting processed by your liver and it can get you drunk fast but also kill you.

so maybe if you stick gases like helium or nitrogen in your rear end you'll get a high from it

I'm a little jealous. I don't have any butt chuggers in my life.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:40