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Because they're always trying to use my WiFi on their iPads they got with welfare trust fund Obama bucks and getting offended that I use gendered pro-nouns with the mail-man
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hosed up if true
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Aug 28, 2015 20:11
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you may want to try sucking their dicks, OP
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Aug 28, 2015 20:11
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Feed them to Nooner's neighbors, you solve your problem and Nooner will be safe for another night.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:11
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get with the times
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Aug 28, 2015 20:12
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nm, the HOA just kicked them out for parking their fixies off the curb
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Aug 28, 2015 20:14
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Booblord Zagats posted:nm, the HOA just kicked them out for parking their fixies off the curb
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Aug 28, 2015 20:15
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symbolic posted:lmao what the gently caress is a fixy?? fixed gear bicycle, they really do call them "fixies" and I want to strangle them when they say it.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:17
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On of them is crying in their drive way while he tries to convince Silvia *The HOA treasurer) that his home tattoo and tequila distillery will add a new air of sophistication to the block
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Aug 28, 2015 20:18
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It's me, the Millennial neighbor. My expensive-rear end router is likely the most powerful wireless network your devices can detect, which makes them keep trying to connect to it first when they invariably lose track of the poo poo router Time Warner provided you with. You get locked out by my password and MAC address filter, but don't notice and run up against your cellular data cap. You keep hearing the sounds of Japanese animation out in the parking lot, through my open window, and assume that an exotic foreigner lives next door. I assure you, however, that I am as white as the driven snow.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:19
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Mad Monk posted:fixed gear bicycle, they really do call them "fixies" and I want to strangle them when they say it.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:19
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Are there caramel macchiatos involved?
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Aug 28, 2015 20:20
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OP if you say bitcoin 3 times they grow real big and cast magic for you
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Aug 28, 2015 20:20
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Mad Monk posted:fixed gear bicycle, they really do call them "fixies" and I want to strangle them when they say it. 1 gear and no breaks. yes. this is good. very much a step forward.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:20
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deadly_pudding posted:It's me, the Millennial neighbor. My expensive-rear end router is likely the most powerful wireless network your devices can detect, which makes them keep trying to connect to it first when they invariably lose track of the poo poo router Time Warner provided you with. You get locked out by my password and MAC address filter, but don't notice and run up against your cellular data cap. Nah, my ASUS RT-AC87U is defo the best in the neighborhood. But the old Navy Chief on the otherside of my wall has a bitchin HAM Radio set up and listens to number stations all day
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Aug 28, 2015 20:24
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So have you done your part to trigger them?
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Aug 29, 2015 02:33
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there goes the neighborhood
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Aug 29, 2015 02:58
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:there goes the neighborhood
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Aug 29, 2015 02:59
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I hope that you're not in an earthquake-prone area, or you'll have to deal with the stink of all their jars of home made pickles shattering on the floor.
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Aug 29, 2015 03:05
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Booblord Zagats posted:Because they're always trying to use my WiFi on their iPads they got with welfare trust fund Obama bucks and getting offended that I use gendered pro-nouns with the mail-man mailmyn*
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Aug 29, 2015 03:48
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Femailmyn. E: sorry "Genderkaleidescopemyn"
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Aug 29, 2015 03:50
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Step on their horn-rimmed glasses. Duh.
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