Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Delivery doctor: I said forceps not fiveceps nurse. Look at what you've done. Her boyfriend will probavly kill himself now

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



spud posted:

She looks like Krang from Teenage Ninja Turtle.

e:

She killed Shredder?! Now I'm sad

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
lmao

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

So Exeter did leave offspring on this island earth.

I get this reference. Yaaaaay me!

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

spud posted:

She looks like Krang from Teenage Ninja Turtle.

e:

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

ChrisHansen posted:



dem chompers

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Oh my God

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
My favorite part of the story is how she only realized that the police might look at her boyfriend's phone after she had convinced him to kill himself.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
she probably got some kind of lovecraftian pussy going on that drives you insane police should talk to past boyfriends of her's

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQCXJJSlHQ&feature=youtu.be&t=58m10s

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

i... might, OP. ill get back to you but i think i need some time to let this sink in. thanks btw

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

:golfclap:

The Bible
May 8, 2010


They deserve each other, and in the best case, he'll kill himself.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




She wouyld need to be much Stronger, to carry/dismember my body in a satisfactory way

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
She looks like she could be that warf guy or even that ear to forehead guy from star trek.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Darkman Fanpage posted:

she probably got some kind of lovecraftian pussy going on that drives you insane police should talk to past boyfriends of her's

They were last seen sailing off to Antarctica. Holy...

The Noble Nobbler
Jul 14, 2003
Psychopathy. She got off on controlling him until his death and then enjoyed playing the "strong" bereaved girlfriend.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you should all go

1. Kill yourselves
2. Kill you'reselfes

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
sure why not op?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I think she's an Oblivion character

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Might let her talk me into loving which could be social suicide.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013


az
Dec 2, 2005

proof that neanderthals are among us, wake up sheeple

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

aayy

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

would

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

"If Cops Read Text Messages, 'I'm Done'"

lol

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.








Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Nah, but this guy could



Just do it lol :dance:

  • Locked thread