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Are they warm-blooded like people are cold-blooded like fish?
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Aug 29, 2015 01:38
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The horniest manticore easily claims the first post.
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Aug 29, 2015 01:39
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i'll tell you this about mermaids: king triton is the only disney dad to be obviously swimming in pussy check out his daughters: two blondes, two brunettes, two raven-haired, and ariel. that's at least four different mothers and no evidence of triton ever being married.
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Aug 29, 2015 01:44
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lonely sailors gently caress seacow "mermaids" at sea next question
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Aug 29, 2015 01:51
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The 2nd "are" in the first post should say "or", sorry.
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Aug 29, 2015 01:52
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probably warm-blooded, just an educated guess though don't take this as a fact.
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Aug 29, 2015 01:55
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heh. Mermaids aren't real, OP 
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Aug 29, 2015 01:56
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Cold-blooded till you fill 'em with jizz.
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Aug 29, 2015 01:58
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Mermaids are clearly mammals. Unless the breasts are fake and are just there to lure in their natural prey (horny sailors).
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Aug 29, 2015 01:58
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How bad would mermaid poon stink?
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Aug 29, 2015 01:59
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Specter posted:How bad would mermaid poon stink? Probably pretty bad.
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Aug 29, 2015 02:00
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More like durr maids
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Aug 29, 2015 02:01
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Mermaids are clearly mammals. Real. 
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Aug 29, 2015 06:34
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I only care about their mouth, OP
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Aug 29, 2015 06:35
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Applewhite posted:heh. Mermaids aren't real, OP perhaps you should check out a little novel called "1984"
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Aug 29, 2015 06:37
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warm blooded like sharks and swordfish op
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Aug 29, 2015 06:42
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but can they warm a heart as cold as the ocean floor
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Aug 29, 2015 06:42
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Amorphous Blob posted:but can they warm a heart as cold as the ocean floor only vanilla ice can do that
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Aug 29, 2015 06:43
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Applewhite posted:Probably pretty bad. loving dat cloaca
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Aug 29, 2015 06:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xztUWNCMISE
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Aug 29, 2015 07:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc20oTkd1S4
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Aug 29, 2015 07:19
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Specter posted:How bad would mermaid poon stink? you should definitely try to inhale while under the sea.
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Aug 29, 2015 07:21
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Horniest Manticore posted:The horniest manticore easily claims the first post. Noice. Pretty sick first post you pulled off here brah
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Aug 29, 2015 07:23
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Aug 29, 2015 11:36
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LegoPirateNinja posted:i'll tell you this about mermaids: king triton is the only disney dad to be obviously swimming in pussy he sure swam over a lot of different egg caches.
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Aug 29, 2015 11:40
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Is this a loving trick question? Obvs the first one as tits + blowies beats puss + hideous fish torso. And the first one probly got a fish vagina of some description down there somewhere or at least an opening or something jesus. loving idiots i swear to god.
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Aug 29, 2015 11:54
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Cold blooded or they would die 
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Aug 29, 2015 13:58
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criscodisco posted:Cold-blooded till you fill 'em with jizz. Hahaha. Jokes on you. They lay eggs and you have to fertilize the eggs when they are done laying them. They won't let you put your penis in their cloaca
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Aug 29, 2015 20:13
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wasn't there a Futurama episode about this?
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Aug 29, 2015 20:26
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Merpeople etiquette : when a mermaid offers to give mir crabs to you it is rude to refuse
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Aug 29, 2015 20:28
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Had a student in an ANTH 100 class turn in a stunning expose on the reality of mermaids, the elaborate Navy conspiracy to hide them, and the implications for human biology. I thought it was a joke, and was highly pleased, but then I talked to the student. It was not a joke. loving Discovery Channel.
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Aug 29, 2015 20:39
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Fasdar posted:Had a student in an ANTH 100 class turn in a stunning expose on the reality of mermaids, the elaborate Navy conspiracy to hide them, and the implications for human biology. I thought it was a joke, and was highly pleased, but then I talked to the student. a mermaid truther? It'd be fun to read that expose.
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Aug 29, 2015 20:42
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Baxter posted:a mermaid truther? Sadly, it is no more. However, I do remember that her argument was two pronged: the Navy wanted to keep it quiet because (a) it was counter to biblical literalism, and (b) environmentalists would shut down their experiments with acoustic geology and sonar-based weaponry to protect the endangered mermaids.
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Aug 29, 2015 20:46
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Fasdar posted:Sadly, it is no more. However, I do remember that her argument was two pronged: the Navy wanted to keep it quiet because (a) it was counter to biblical literalism, and (b) environmentalists would shut down their experiments with acoustic geology and sonar-based weaponry to protect the endangered mermaids. well of of course it was two-pronged.
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Aug 29, 2015 20:48
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Fasdar posted:Had a student in an ANTH 100 class turn in a stunning expose on the reality of mermaids, the elaborate Navy conspiracy to hide them, and the implications for human biology. I thought it was a joke, and was highly pleased, but then I talked to the student. Did she use this image which showed up on my timeline by someone who thought/hoped it was real? 
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Aug 29, 2015 20:51
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 Wanna pork that blowhole
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Aug 29, 2015 20:51
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Bored posted:Did she use this image which showed up on my timeline by someone who thought/hoped it was real? No, sadly. Students are discouraged from using visual aids in for-class essays as it is usually just a method to pad their page count. Who goes to the trouble to make these things? Like, the sacred geometry types I understand, but things like this take actual effort and time. Is there money in this kind of hoaxing, or is it just some kind of fatalistic art?
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Aug 29, 2015 20:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOLaTBMxmbk
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Horniest Manticore posted:The horniest manticore easily claims the first post.
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