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Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Boosted_C5 posted:

I have aged out of draft eligibility, so I will vote for whoever seems the most bloodthirsty and likely to start a massive war.

Nothing will cleanse America of the stench of millenials and their stupid loving garbage crybaby culture faster than total war and millions of casualties.

A man after my own heart.

Buffer Overflow
Sep 3, 2006
Interweb Addict
Nothing quite says peace like Bush presidency.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Phobic Nest posted:

I'm thinking those old army helmets with the nets are gonna make a comeback.






Mr. Trump's helmet



i already own a WWII resistance helmet much cooler than either and am prepared to serve for Big Trump

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Buffer Overflow posted:

Nothing quite says peace like Bush presidency.

¡JEB! will finally finish what GWB started, before Obama screwed everything up

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.

TEAYCHES posted:

trump delenda est

Trump is feminine? Are you some kind of loving idiot?

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012

Actually, Trump was against the war in Iraq

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Radical Catholic posted:

Trump is feminine? Are you some kind of loving idiot?

lol TEAYCHES is such a loser he doesn't even know Latin

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Why do you format your posts like this?
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It's dumb.
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Really dumb.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Too old now. Enjoy your deaths you loving young losers.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
On second thought Trump's helmet would look more like this

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Horniest Manticore posted:

Why do you format your posts like this?
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It's dumb.
...
Really dumb.

I got this big box of periods on sale at Staples and I gotta use 'em up before they go stale.
And that's as good an explanation as you're gonna get from me..............
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Picky, picky,picky.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

zimboe posted:

I got this big box of periods on sale at Staples and I gotta use 'em up before they go stale.
And that's as good an explanation as you're gonna get from me..............
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Picky, picky,picky.

oh, you've got periods all right.
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in your VAGINA............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
I arrived in the United States after the age of 26, so I never had to sign up for selective service and can't ever be drafted.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

The Saurus posted:

I arrived in the United States after the age of 26, so I never had to sign up for selective service and can't ever be drafted.

I'm section 4-A. :smug:

not that I would need to be drafted, in the event of a big no-poo poo war

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

trump will drone strike the revisionists who deny that the north would have died without confederate slavery

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
there wont be a draft to bomb iran

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

I'm section 4-A. :smug:

not that I would need to be drafted, in the event of a big no-poo poo war

I thought you were trying to enlist/commission..4A is ineligible..?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Tautologicus posted:

I thought you were trying to enlist/commission..4A is ineligible..?

Maybe I've got the nomenclature mixed up but I'm pretty sure 4A just means you're exempt from being drafted, as you have already completed a term of military service. It doesn't mean you are ineligible to volunteer.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
death is a welcome release from this nightmare

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Planarch posted:

Actually, Trump was against the war in Iraq

Yeah, he's an oldschool non-interventionist conservative. He will wage economic warfare like crazy though. Embargoes for everybody.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

Maybe I've got the nomenclature mixed up but I'm pretty sure 4A just means you're exempt from being drafted, as you have already completed a term of military service. It doesn't mean you are ineligible to volunteer.

Oh..army and navy/marine corps are different..but RE-4A according to this for army is something about citizenship.

http://dd214.us/reference/Reenlistment_Codes.pdf

I dont see anything in here about draft but i just assume thay if you did your time or were otherwise discharged you cant be drafted.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Tautologicus posted:

Oh..army and navy/marine corps are different..but RE-4A according to this for army is something about citizenship.

http://dd214.us/reference/Reenlistment_Codes.pdf

I dont see anything in here about draft but i just assume thay if you did your time or were otherwise discharged you cant be drafted.

We're talking about different things. The selective service classifies each person with an alphanumeric classification. This classification deals only with whether you are eligible for being drafted, under what circumstances, and why.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_Service_System#Classifications

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Oh ok

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Anyway trumps not gonna start any wars, hes an economic hawk but a military dove im pretty sure from his various statements.

Camacho 2016

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Tautologicus posted:

Anyway trumps not gonna start any wars, hes an economic hawk but a military dove im pretty sure from his various statements.

Camacho 2016

lame

what's his position on death races

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

lame

what's his position on death races

How would those make america great again??

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
how will peace

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Economic war..reigining in corporations, bringing our manufacturing jobs back, etc etc..no need for wars to preserve what we've got and fix problems at home.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Trump is just the man we need to Kick off the Orwellian Foreverwar of my dreams.

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Imagine a jackbooted trumpthug styling your trumphair -- Forever

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Trump will save this world

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ops an obese 60 year old man

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vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
MILLENNIAL DEATH

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