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like a DEAD COW (the movie the gladiator) he died straight off but everybody remembers this guy
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ahhh yes back whan james bond was a REAL man
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Aug 29, 2015 12:45
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 how did this fucker get an ORANGOUTAN skull?? dont care its sick
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Aug 29, 2015 12:48
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 seemingly a perfect synergy of offense and defense in dirt bike gladiator combat but i havent tested it and im not sure
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:
Tower would easily push this onto the steam geyser, killing you instant.
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Aug 29, 2015 14:03
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Retarius, dimachaerus. Basically anyone without a shield.
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Aug 29, 2015 14:06
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Gladiatorial combat was basically the wrestling of its day. In that it was somewhat staged and very theatrical. I mean it was still dudes hitting each other with swords and poo poo so it was still pretty brutal but they had a lot of tricks to prevent serious injury snd the winner would almost always spare the loser. It you won a lot you became a celebrity and could get endorsements from like rich merchants and piss collectors and stuff. When it was people fighting lions and such they would either tire and weaken the lion beforehand like in bullfighting or just have it fight condemned criminals. They also sometime filled arenas with water and staged naval battles where the losing team usually all drowned but they'd also be criminals.
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Aug 29, 2015 14:15
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FreudianSlippers posted:Gladiatorial combat was basically the wrestling of its day. In that it was somewhat staged and very theatrical. I mean it was still dudes hitting each other with swords and poo poo so it was still pretty brutal but they had a lot of tricks to prevent serious injury snd the winner would almost always spare the loser. It you won a lot you became a celebrity and could get endorsements from like rich merchants and piss collectors and stuff. that last part sounds awesome I want to watch naval reenactments
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Aug 29, 2015 14:17
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i want to live in a world where we still feed christans to lions
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Aug 29, 2015 14:19
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I gotta get me a death wall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TJNXtQ-4SU
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Aug 29, 2015 14:21
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Arian_Samurai posted:I gotta get me a death wall thats the stuff yeah death walls
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FreudianSlippers posted:Gladiatorial combat was basically the wrestling of its day. In that it was somewhat staged and very theatrical. I mean it was still dudes hitting each other with swords and poo poo so it was still pretty brutal but they had a lot of tricks to prevent serious injury snd the winner would almost always spare the loser. It you won a lot you became a celebrity and could get endorsements from like rich merchants and piss collectors and stuff. also gladiators were a bit tubby so they could give each other a few wounds without chopping up their intestines. the six pack abs dudes would be fukken dead after the first match
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Aug 29, 2015 14:23
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Robo Reagan posted:also gladiators were a bit tubby so they could give each other a few wounds without chopping up their intestines. the six pack abs dudes would be fukken dead after the first match plus 6 pack abs dudes gas pretty easy. it would be a boring fight of them huffing and puffing.
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Aug 29, 2015 14:27
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  The winner should get to bang the loser
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Aug 29, 2015 14:30
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they are fighting for the honor of that beautiful maiden
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Aug 29, 2015 14:32
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Trident-net fighting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb7OoPrI3SQ
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Aug 29, 2015 14:34
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the gladiators net is like a blanket that cripples you
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Aug 29, 2015 14:37
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Do you think they chose to be trident net fighters, or did the gladiator boss say "Hey you look like a fisherman, you get to fight people with a trident and a net".
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Aug 29, 2015 14:39
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a trident and a net is my preferred method of eating a kfc famous bowl
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Arian_Samurai posted:Do you think they chose to be trident net fighters, or did the gladiator boss say "Hey you look like a fisherman, you get to fight people with a trident and a net". Based on the excellent historic documentary, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, their role was chosen for them.
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Aug 29, 2015 14:49
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wanna go back in time and watch that poo poo
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Aug 29, 2015 14:53
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Germstore posted:Based on the excellent historic documentary, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, their role was chosen for them. Thank u. I will watch this documentary with some jergens and Kleenex
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:
if i learned anything from Mad Max Fury Road, its that in the wasteland any dude on a motorcycle will get brutally destroyed within seconds of being attacked
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A boner. Cool, but I doubt you can be a very effective gladiator when you're sporting one.
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