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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I am so far above, so high and above, my natural biological programming hardwiring stuff that im looking down to it intellectually and going : "gross. Rather think about stuff."

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



This is why I watch porn

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Decebal posted:

You're just high on baby making chemicals, pal ! Get a whiff of reality and clear your head before you experience the comedown and end up in E/N

Lmbo@having children

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Its true. Ive said it before and ill say it again for the noobs: Love is just chemicals in your brain.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Its true. Ive said it before and ill say it again for the noobs: Love is just chemicals in your brain.

So is pain.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Its true. Ive said it before and ill say it again for the noobs: Love is just chemicals in your brain.

So is everything you sense, remember, and think.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Chemists should be called poets, and poets should be called bullshitters because they don't even know about neurotransmitters and stuff

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Call for Luminosity today and GET OFF!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Android Bicyclist posted:

Relevant to this thread.


Fun theory: Prohibition means only beautiful people would procreate.

Beer is much older than 1862

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

No. 6 posted:

Beer is much older than 1862

Maybe that was the year we started drinking it to get drunk, rather than because the stream water would give is dysentery.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SHISHKABOB posted:

Lmbo@having children

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I'm grossed out by sex and depictions of it, yet I still want to be gayed at. Such is life.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
being eyed like a piece of meat in a gay bar maeks me feel so good inside

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

LegoPirateNinja posted:

being eyed like a piece of meat in a gay bar maeks me feel so good inside

To be admired & desired is a wonderful feeling !

I don't understand why women are so against it :iiam:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Android Bicyclist posted:

Relevant to this thread.


Fun theory: Prohibition means only beautiful people would procreate.

loving dumb as poo poo, beer is older than that

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Baracula posted:

loving dumb as poo poo, beer is older than that

Maybe it only recently started helping ugly people have sex.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

Maybe it only recently started helping ugly people have sex.

Some people really are that gently caress ugly

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Decebal posted:

To be admired & desired is a wonderful feeling !

I don't understand why women are so against it :iiam:

Probably because sexual assault, rape, and then possibly murder comes after.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Decebal posted:

To be admired & desired is a wonderful feeling !

I don't understand why women are so against it :iiam:

bc it's not admiration it's like looking at a steak at the butcher's or something

anyway lol if you have desperation rolling off you in waves and you're just staring some woman down

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Decebal posted:

To be admired & desired is a wonderful feeling !

I don't understand why women are so against it :iiam:

I feel pretty disgusted when I'm being checked out by a man twice my age. Then again, I feel disgusted whenever anyone looks at me so thats why I usually end up chilling alone.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

no i can tolerate some pretty ugly people, but in return they must also tolerate me

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


why havent you killed yourself yet

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
RAGH TRANNIES MAKE ME MAD

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
sex is definitely weird. my first time, we were in the handicapped fitting room at j.c. penney. it was warm and squishy and smelled progressively stranger. not good or bad, just pungent, like tomato sauce or a hamster cage. she made lil noises, and man, i was sure i was hurting her with my thrust actions. but she said it was cool and to keep at it. and then there was a loud sound like when you let the air out of a balloon. i knew i had done something wrong. but again she just laughed and said to chill the heck out and get back to business. someone walked past us and she panicked a lil bit, and it was cool because i could feel her tighten up around me like a hand grabbin at my thingie, and i told her, and she laughed and i laughed a lil too. eventually one or both of us came, i dropped a lot of sweat on her face and it was gross but she was fine with it. it was a pretty good time i guess. but man it was weird, how all those fluids and scents and noises happened right there in that tiny room. i definitely felt like i learned something important that day. i felt pretty wise. stuff matters, even if it smells funny and doesn't make sense.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Pudding Huxtable posted:

RAGH TRANNIES MAKE ME MAD

that fat black gay guy shot up all those newspeople the other day, confirming my lifetime of well-founded mistrust

...of the media.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

bodily fjluids are natural and should be bathed in imo
I need to piss. Where's your bathtub?

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
imagine how bad sex smelled back in the days before everyone bathed regularly.

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
Jokes on you op I don't have sex with anyone

Checkmate genius

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Pudding Huxtable posted:

RAGH TRANNIES MAKE ME MAD

Thats cool bro.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
ive only had sex with unattractives

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

2nd page and no one has posted the perfect prince in his bmw yet?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
just took a poo poo and piss , wiped it iwth my hands, wiped my hands in the pond that everyone wipes their hands in

time for some unprotected coitus

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Thats cool bro.

only the ugly ones at least :bigtran:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Have short, quick angry sex. Then after busting a nut, become bitter and disgusted with both yourself and your fat gay partner.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Wicker Man posted:

Have short, quick angry sex. Then after busting a nut, become bitter and disgusted with both yourself and your fat gay partner.

How the gently caress else would I do it?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

bc it's not admiration it's like looking at a steak at the butcher's or something
Men do this and some times women like it.

DirtyMick
Feb 1, 2014

Fansy posted:

You can hug or shake hands with just about anyone, you handshake slut, but intercourse is such a gross thing to do with other humans that you'll gag unless the other person is attractive, smells nice, etc.

Or unless you're drunk as gently caress.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

DirtyMick posted:

Or unless you're drunk as gently caress.

Pretty sure thats how 99% of the sex happens

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a dog from hell posted:

Men do this and some times women like it.

and sometimes they don't

what a world

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