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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
It's true your dick will shrink if you don't get boners

But you probably get like 11 boners while sleeping. Your body tries to make sure things are functioning normally.

I find I get boners alot for a couple weeks after. But after like 3 weeks or a month. You kind of feel like you don't even have to jerk off anymore. Boners happen less.

I blew a huge load yesterday like after more than a month. I didn't venetian have a boner at the time it was just to regulate my brain chemicals and hormones. I became noticeably weaker with less energy but more clear headed. And stopped thinking about porking and getting a girlfriend.

You probably haven't gotten boners because you master bath exxcessivly. Your cum and hormones and stuff probably need a few days to regenerate.

Also drinking damages and weakens your body and is probably why you didn't get a boner

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

Ahh, Agag, I see you are possessed of a mind. However, you will find I'm not so easily befuddled by your obfuscating buffoonery, for I, too, make a study of interlocution and furthermore possess the intelligence that allows me a perfectly objective viewpoint, unbound by emotional considerations.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



dad gay. so what posted:

ethanol seems like the type of guy who would make terrible posts

dad gay seems like the kind of guy who would steal another poster's gimmick

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

dad gay seems like the kind of guy who would steal another poster's gimmick

just for that im voting this thread a 1, just remember, you did this, not me.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

dad gay. so what posted:

just for that im gay

Beekeeping and You
Sep 27, 2011



symbolic posted:

for real though, i posted in the CS:GO thread back when i started posting that i deserved to be way higher ranked than Silver 2

WHICH WAS A VERY BAD MISTAKE :suicide:

lol i feel this, i made some pretty drat bad posts in games like 4 years ago

e: like not funny bad unfortunately

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

just for that im voting this thread a 1, just remember, you did this, not me.

I voted this thread a 5 to cancel out your vote.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

voted 3 to maintain the balance, namaste

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
This thread is turning into a freaking war zone

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I made an "All Your Base" caption for a "caption a movie screenshot" or something to that effect thread once and I may have even been probated for it.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
every post I make is a little worse than the one before it

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Gilganixon posted:

voted 3 to maintain the balance, namaste

voted 4 because gently caress you

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
voted 2 because that's the number im going in the bathroom

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Libelous Slander posted:

voted 2 because that's the number im going in the bathroom

And in this thread.

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