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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

TEAYCHES posted:

nah live in a dorm for at least a year. its an important experience in understanding why hell is other people

if you havent figured that out yet then youre not ready for the very mature and serious experience that is freshman year

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

BAD ADVICE

ok, do the drugs, but only the pseudolegal ones like the lateast bath salts or salvia or whatever retarded poo poo and then you learn to never touch the devils lettuce again

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
College is all about asserting dominance and showing no fear. The first thing you should do when you arrive on campus is find the biggest, toughest, blackest linebacker on your school's football team and put his penis in your mouth.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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Jesus Christ posted:

College is all about asserting dominance and showing no fear. The first thing you should do when you arrive on campus is find the biggest, toughest, blackest linebacker on your school's football team and put his penis in your mouth.

don't make eye contact though -- he'll take it as a sign of aggression

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

how long until blogging twitter is a major?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

communications major

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

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Lipstick Apathy

Robo Reagan posted:

communications major

"It's really important to get your name out there, you know?"

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Don't spend time doing poo poo you did while you hosed around at home all summer. This poo poo ain't gonna last forever. Embrace the opportunity and make the most out of everything around you. Get laid, drink beers, smoke weed. Take LSD and/or do shrooms after the first semester. Develop a good judge of who is a loving nerd loser and who might benefit and enrich your life. Have some god drat fun.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Don't go to college if you still have substantial lingering emotional or psychological issues. Get a job and sort that poo poo out, then go be a badass college freshman. Or don't, i don't loving care

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Challenge your mind, fuckboy

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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals

The Kraken posted:

Don't go to college if you still have substantial lingering emotional or psychological issues. Get a job and sort that poo poo out, then go be the creepy old guy and tell everyone about your battle with depression while showing off your semicolon tattoo.

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