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What's this I hear about you having trouble with your TPS reports?
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Sep 4, 2015 14:42
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*Excuses self, goes to bathroom* *Does several lines of coke off of briefcase* *Bursts out of bathroom, pulls out uzi, sprays entire table of coworkers* *Hits several bystanders as well* *Flees restaurant, jumps into waiting car, disappears into the night* *Was a Medellín hitman the whole time*
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Sep 4, 2015 14:45
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*excuses self* *discreetly takes spoon from table* *fixes in the bathroom using belt as tourniquet* *returns to table and nods off for rest of the meal thinking nobody notices*
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Sep 4, 2015 14:48
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*spends entire time complaining abou coworker/s who didn't show up/weren't invited*
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Sep 4, 2015 14:56
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*suggests we not talk about work the whole meal* *ends up talking about work the whole meal because we have nothing in common and/or are socially awkward losers working in IT*
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Sep 4, 2015 14:58
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YeahTubaMike posted:*spends entire time complaining abou coworker/s who didn't show up/weren't invited* Yeah this
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Sep 4, 2015 15:34
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*Puts spoon in pocket* "Johnson, I saw you do that. Put it back" "There is no spoon!" "What?" "Haven't you seen the Matrix? "Johnson, put it back."
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