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The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/04/man-with-19-inch-penis-video-vivid/

TMZ posted:

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just got an offer that could earn him a fortune ... all because he has a 19-inch penis.

We're told Vivid Entertainment approached the 52-year-old Mexican citizen in an attempt to negotiate a deal for a sex tape, but it's complicated by language barrier, expectations of money and basic anatomy challenges.

We got this video of Cabrera documenting his life, showing the proportions of his penis and even its weight. For the record it's TWO POUNDS.

It's an amazing story ... Cabrera says he carries a heavy burden ... his penis has cost him relationships, jobs and it's too large for him to kneel in church and pray.


too large to pray - the humanity

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
If he's worried he can't pray in church he's probably not gonna make a porno.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
dios mios

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Maybe he can use it so other mexicans can climb it and get over the fence nto the US

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
if its not prehensile its useless.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
quetzacoatl

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
This man should debate Trump on immigration issues by saying nothing while draping his dick over the podium.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
It just doesn't look real. A joke penis. That would kill

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

That's one grande chorizo

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i did want to watch the video op, but the website redirected me to something about star wars toys so meh

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

nws that poo poo
i just got fired from my job at DumbCo.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Literally has a python in his pants

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Don't want to see a porno. But I'd love just to watch him knock poo poo over with it. Like that woman with the huge fake boobs who crushes things with them.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
that cant be real

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
:nws:

found his soul mate

http://i.imgur.com/x9Hs5XJ.gifv :nws:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
whats the stars with package problems about

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

i need that picture of the nerdy guy from predator

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
put it in your face op

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

InterFaced posted:

This man should debate Trump on immigration issues by saying nothing while draping his dick over the podium.

It worked for LBJ.

SimonomiS
Apr 3, 2009
Why would it only gain attention once he's 52?!

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

ay caramba

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
that looks completely real and not at all fake

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Jenkem Delivery posted:

That's one grande chorizo

I think he wrapped it in carpeting or something because he didn't want people seeing his dong. Lol

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Why haven't they contacted me about my 21" dick

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I've got a 5' 10" dick *points to self* eyyyyyyyyy

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Windows 98 posted:

Why haven't they contacted me about my 21" dick

Just bc its up your rear end, does not make it yours

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