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Un chien andalou: Oct 22, 2008; The pipe is leaking

best txt tone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc01ztrRqyg

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:10

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

kdrudy posted:

What about Careless Whisper, is that okay because that's what I have

careless whisper and the infinite sexy sax guy are top drawer ring tones

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:11

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

I was thinking about it and I'm pretty sure like that dancehall airhorn noise is less annoying than any text message noise that involves someone saying something

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:16

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Serious answer though my ringtone is a lacucaracha horn like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo6WvPrOxZQ

When I walk around downtown the girls all start looking my way and turn into almost feral animals, exactly like in this rock legend KISS video to their hit single "lick it up"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

(Video owns, watch it)

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:22

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SwNXQMoNps

Always be lollin'

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:27

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

phones no longer have actual bells inside them; all ringtones have been custom for 16 years

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:28

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

quakster posted:

phones no longer have actual bells inside them; all ringtones have been custom for 16 years

Did the Fun Police recruit you or did you volunteer?

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:37

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

custom ringtones officially went out of style in roughly ~2003-2004

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:39

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

Many years ago I made a custom ringtone from The Omega Man for the crappy little Nokia phone I had and I thought it was pretty clever but no one could understand what he was saying so it was pretty much a failure.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:51

Dr. Furious: Jan 11, 2001; KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

I use the old gas chamber music.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:52

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

there is someone who works on the same floor as me who has this though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk2Z3_rsBuI

i thought it was kind of a cool throwback at first but now it just annoys the poo poo out of me. also who leaves their ringer on while they're at work ?? come to think of it who uses their ringer at all ? the only time i turn mine on is when i have the phone charging otherwise it's close enough that the vibrate will always get my attention.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:54

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dr. Furious posted:

I use the old gas chamber music.

treat me mean i could use the reputation

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:55

Dr. Furious: Jan 11, 2001; KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

yeah that

i wish i had the screeching bird one

# ? Sep 4, 2015 21:59

nullEntityRNG: Jun 23, 2010; Mostly pseudo-random.

https://youtu.be/8cdHTLMv1To

I'm a nerd with no life, but gently caress if this ain't catchy

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:00

Dr. Furious: Jan 11, 2001; KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

Fragmaster saying yams yams yams yams yams yams yams would be nice too

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:08

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Zahgaegun posted:

Did the Fun Police recruit you or did you volunteer?

no, that's the op. i'd probably use a terrible self-made midi for my ringtone if i bothered to use a phone

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:12

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Saalkin posted:

My ring tone is the theme from curb your enthusiasm.

this is what used to play when my dad called because his name is larry

i used to have custom ringtones for everybody because im a big gay baby but on the most recent phone switch i thought man i dont leave my ringer on, what is even point

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:12

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

I use the mst3k interstitial music for my ringtone. Its a neat tune and nobody knows what it is.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:19

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

TwoFire posted:

gently caress the OP.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:19

empty baggie: Oct 22, 2003

Chinatown posted:

Crank ringtone

For life.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:30

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Text message alerts should be no longer than one, maybe two seconds long. A quick ping or bong or whoosh or doot doot sound, or some wind chimes or some poo poo.

Don't be like my coworker who has as his message default sound an endless barrage of loud farts and childish giggling that never stops until he picks up his phone to see who messaged him :smithicide:

# ? Sep 4, 2015 22:49

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

I've got the crazy frog op

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:01

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

I like to stick with the classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AwIWi6r0p4

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:12

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Coheed and Camembert: Feb 11, 2012

I use the gold skulltula sound effect as my text tone because I like to show off my virginity in public in subtle ways.

# ? Sep 4, 2015 23:50

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