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Where did it go? I can't find it???
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Sep 9, 2015 05:41
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In that deer's rear end.
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Sep 9, 2015 05:45
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i ate too much chocolate and now i feel sick
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Sep 9, 2015 05:45
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i have no self control or disciplline
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Sep 9, 2015 05:45
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im about to cross from being skinnyt fat to just being fat
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Sep 9, 2015 05:46
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i feel reall. bad all the time
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Sep 9, 2015 05:47
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I remember when I was in elementary school I hocked up a fat loogie and it was no where to be found. It actually landed between the folds of my shirt and it took me a while to notice it. This cum situation feels kind of similar
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Sep 9, 2015 05:47
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goodbue
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Sep 9, 2015 05:47
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DeadBlack posted:I remember when I was in elementary school I hocked up a fat loogie and it was no where to be found. It actually landed between the folds of my shirt and it took me a while to notice it. Check your face and hair
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Sep 9, 2015 05:49
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oh boy this thread is reminding me of there's something about mary hahahaha here are some great quotes from that movie
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Sep 9, 2015 05:50
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lonesomedwarf posted:im about to cross from being skinnyt fat to just being fat goondolences WanderingMinstrel I posted:Check your face and hair I went to my bathroom mirror and it is definitely not on my face/hair. I even checked my tangled forest of a happy trail because many stray loads have ended up there. Gonna go spelunking under my desk using my phone as a lamp
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Sep 9, 2015 05:54
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the british secret service recommended that spies during wwii could use cum as a cheap, easy invisible ink have you checked over everything you own in your house with a blacklight yet op
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Sep 9, 2015 06:12
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it probably evaporatwd
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Sep 9, 2015 06:16
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David Copperfield posted:the british secret service recommended that spies during wwii could use cum as a cheap, easy invisible ink I don't own a blacklight! I'm short-sighted and unprepared. It would definitely be useful to have a blacklight so I can examine all the secret cum messages left by british agents in the field while I'm on a stroll. W/r/t under the desk: Did not find any cum, found ants, not sure what they're eating but I'll have to postpone that investigation until I solve the case of the missing cum.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:18
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Went up yer mom.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:19
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Enfield posted:it probably evaporatwd Doubtful, I have some pretty dense loads. I drink lots of ginseng extracts. ClamdestineBoyster posted:Went up yer mom. That's very rude and not helpful.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:21
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DeadBlack posted:Doubtful, I have some pretty dense loads. I drink lots of ginseng extracts. Truth hurts.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:22
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DeadBlack posted:Where did it go? I can't find it??? I had some spooge end up in my shoe once
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Sep 9, 2015 06:25
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found it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation
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Sep 9, 2015 06:26
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Sounds like a case of cummy tummy
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Sep 9, 2015 06:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Truth hurts. I don't have time for trolls Hexel posted:I had some spooge end up in my shoe once I leave my shoes by my front door. I don't think it's possible in my case. I'm more of a dribbler than a long shot anyway. gently caress. I'm gonna keep looking, I hope this isn't the case Nooner posted:Sounds like a case of cummy tummy Already looked man
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Sep 9, 2015 06:36
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maybe it's one of the seven secret herbs and spices inside every kfc chicken
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Sep 9, 2015 06:47
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where'd you cum from where'd it go, where did you cum from cotton dick joe
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Sep 9, 2015 06:48
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DeadBlack posted:I don't have time for trolls Alright look, you wanna really know what happened? It went back in time through Neil degrasse Tysons time tunnel, which was turned on during a top secret black ops drill back in the day, and the end of the tunnel was located, sigh, right up your mom. They didn't know how to calibrate the tunnel at the time and it just ended up there, and well, you are your own father. They didn't know when or where the future end of the tunnel would be, but it was apparently just recent. 
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Sep 9, 2015 06:54
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maybe it shot out too fast and got scared?
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Sep 9, 2015 07:56
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its he stnaks. peace
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Sep 9, 2015 07:57
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Its in your own balls mate. Crack em open have look
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